Grab your crucifix, load the shotgun, and lock the doors—because this week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we’re digging up the dead and deciding which horror remakes actually deserved to crawl back out of the grave.

Everyone loves to hate remakes… but not all of them are cinematic sins. In this episode, we count down our Top 5 Horror Remakes of All Time, the rare reboots that improved the scares, amped up the gore, or completely redefined the original nightmare. From brutal reimaginings to glow-ups that shocked even us, we debate what makes a remake worthy of respect—and which ones should’ve stayed buried.

Expect heated arguments, spicy takes, nostalgic callbacks, and at least one moment where someone says, “Okay but this version SLAPS.” If you’ve ever argued about whether a remake is sacrilege or secretly better than the original, this episode is for you.

🎧 Press play… because some nightmares deserve a second chance. 🔪❄️

Grab your crucifix, load the shotgun, and lock the doors—because this week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we’re digging up the dead and deciding which horror remakes actually deserved to crawl back out of the grave.

Everyone loves to hate remakes… but not all of them are cinematic sins. In this episode, we count down our Top 5 Horror Remakes of All Time, the rare reboots that improved the scares, amped up the gore, or completely redefined the original nightmare. From brutal reimaginings to glow-ups that shocked even us, we debate what makes a remake worthy of respect—and which ones should’ve stayed buried.

Expect heated arguments, spicy takes, nostalgic callbacks, and at least one moment where someone says, “Okay but this version SLAPS.” If you’ve ever argued about whether a remake is sacrilege or secretly better than the original, this episode is for you.

🎧 Press play… because some nightmares deserve a second chance. 🔪❄️

🐍🎙️ ANACONDA (2025): BIGGER. DUMBER. HISS-TERICAL. 🎙️🐍

This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive headfirst into the jungle (and straight into the digestive tract) of Anaconda (2025)—a movie that answers the age-old question: What if the snake was somehow even angrier… and the humans even less prepared?

We break down the kills, the chaos, and the moments where characters make decisions so bad you swear the anaconda deserves a SAG card. Is this a slick modern reboot? A nostalgia-soaked fever dream? Or just 90 minutes of people jogging while screaming and being outsmarted by a very hungry tube with teeth?

Grab your machete, say goodbye to subtlety, and join us as we squeeze every last laugh, rant, and scale-covered complaint out of Anaconda (2025). One thing’s for sure—this snake doesn’t just bite… it overstays its welcome. 🐍💀🎬