Episode Title:

Ep. Zero - November 15 to Order (Biology)

Starting Topic/Page: November 15

Theme: Practice/Learning

Date Recorded: 12/6/25-12/18/25

Weirdest Connection: Goat Dishes to Australian Bureau of Statistics

Treasure Gained: Bananas, Goat Meat Stew, and Mutton

Final Topic / End Result: Order (Biology)

■ Attributions for Sounds

Rolling Dice.wav by jrayhartley -- https://freesound.org/s/514298/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

6-Sided Die Rolled on Wood Table by aunrea -- https://freesound.org/s/485950/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Chinese Flute Dizi_Loop_Carlos Carty_7_Dm_100BPM.wav by CarlosCarty -- https://freesound.org/s/454703/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Thunder6.wav by OneSoundToRuleThemAll -- https://freesound.org/s/238807/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

BOO AND LAUGH.wav by metrostock99 -- https://freesound.org/s/540686/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Entertainer holdon-song by ondrosik -- https://freesound.org/s/122741/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

hard-dubstep-beatNbass140bpm.wav by mikobuntu -- https://freesound.org/s/243514/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Lofi Piano loop Gmaj 90 BPM.wav by holizna -- https://freesound.org/s/629171/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Alarm Activation by freeicecream12@gmail.com -- https://freesound.org/s/169206/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Nuclear_Alarm.wav by IFartInUrGeneralDirection -- https://freesound.org/s/82515/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Indiana Jones Fail Music.mp3 by SnowFightStudios -- https://freesound.org/s/643668/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Quaint Midi Piano by bluedemon6 -- https://freesound.org/s/812143/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Mouse Click Sound.mp3 by Pixeliota -- https://freesound.org/s/678248/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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