Episodes

  • Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts

    Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts
    Feb 11 2026
    Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business!

    Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall.

    Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole

    I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole
    Jan 28 2026
    Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice!

    After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time.

    Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. Lol

    No matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from...

    Welcome to Rukus Juice!
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Clickety Click-Click

    Clickety Click-Click
    Jan 14 2026
    Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice!

    We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up episode was far overdue. Like all the other catch ups, you get some behind the scenes look on this on. No one's about to cry or no shit like that, but we give you a good run of what the last month has been like. Philbilly is still the man, I'm still the myth, and the show is still heading for that legend status, so dropping this episode among the greats isn't too hard. lol.

    We missed yall and we hoped you missed us, cause if not, that "all 17 of you" (Philbilly's words), may have dropped even lower. lol. I hope not, cause Rukus is about to ensue.

    Hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it. Welcome back weirdos!
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!

    Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!
    Dec 17 2025
    Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that one better respect and let it cook. Also, we've gotten a few entries for the list, but please, feel free to toss more wrestlers at us.

    Welcme to the random. These "catch ups" are our favorite kind of random episodes. This is where you really get us at our chattiest and rawest ever. These aare the convos that made us decide to do a show in the first place. You get it all in this one. An inspired Waffle House fight porn story, our love for everything Reiner, our love for Christmas movies, air traffic control stories, all of it. Oh yeah, and lots of Marvel.This is Ol Philbilly and I at what I think is our very best. Just two buddies gwettinjg caught up......in true Hard R Cafe/ Rukus Juice fashion, of course. Enjoy this one like a goofd sip of whiskey, cause we sure as fuck did.
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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Public Didd-emy Number One

    Public Didd-emy Number One
    Dec 10 2025
    Hello all and welcome to yet another pulse pounding episode of Rukus Juice!

    If there is ONE thing other than high school stoner Jesus that we talk about ALOT, it's this whole mess with Sean Combs aka Diddy. Ever since the raids and allegations and the such, we've been some chatty bitches about it all, so the moment we found out about 50 Cent's documentary, we been waiting like kids at Christmas.

    Now, its been dropped. Its been released. The doc is out and you KNOW we had to go deep on this shit. Ya know, its the Hard R Cafe...and you know that Philbilly and I are going to go hard in the paint.

    Put your feet up, cause it's gametime, here, on another awesome ass episode of Rukus Juice!
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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • Time To Build The Locker Room

    Time To Build The Locker Room
    Dec 3 2025
    The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin!

    Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started building our wresling locker room for our promotion. It seemed like just another kinda silly idea to fill the timestamps, but this mofo picked up a life of it's own. We started creating storylines for the wrestling personalities and gimmicks that would be featured in our very own wrestling company. Hell, we are even extending this episode out so all yall can get in on it! We'll iron out all the details later, but get your gimmick caps on, cause we want YOU guys to toss us some bracket entries. You have to listen to see exactly what we are talking about, but you can be a part of Rukus Juice history...hell, we may even toss in a prize pack.

    You know what, just give it a listen. Ol Philbilly and I poured some happy into this one for yet another way to get past Hump Day. Grab your glass, it's time for a little Rukus Juice.
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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Gobble It Up For Daddy

    Gobble It Up For Daddy
    Nov 26 2025
    It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem as the perfect Thanksgiving dinner spread. No brackets, no final fights, no narrowing down...it's all love as we set the table for the foodathon before us.

    In only the way that WE can.

    Imagine a fantastically nostalgic eepisode, mixed with insults and your favorite food. What's not to like? Plus, thios is one of those "us catching up" episodes. Pure, fucking, gold.

    Hope you all have a solid holiday, and come on down and grab a shot of Rukus Juice!
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • I'm Getting An Arm Thingy And Cornrows

    I'm Getting An Arm Thingy And Cornrows
    Nov 19 2025
    Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe!

    Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to the party, so guess who JUST watched The Last Dance?

    Not the dance MTV movie thing with fine ass Kerry Washington, the Bulls documentary. I can't believe it, it's a normal convo. lol. Trust me, it;s very Rukus Juice, but it's a fantastic trip dow memory lane about basketball and childhood. Who am I kidding, we absolutley strill say some sideways shit, but it's rather tame.
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    1 hr and 42 mins