Hello and howdy and welcome to She's Fixin' To Write This Here Murder, Y'all. It's a podcast about Murder She Wrote, which I make to fill the void formerly occupied by a social life. C'est sera sera, as I think they say. 

Today's topics include: Voodoo Dreams, Tattooed Meat, The Greg Calendar, Forehead Airport, Lobster Analogies, Bonkin', This Old Police Chief, Neon Graveyard, Synthesizer Abuse, I'm an advertising savant, Chaos Jessica, Shame Me (Please), Sexy Dancing, Puny Mortal Minds, Paper Mache Truck Nuts 

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Howdy. Welcome to She's Fixin' To Write This Here Murder, Y'all.

This time, I'm recording from within the bowels of a corporate research facility. I impetuously volunteered to be a test subject, which may have been a mistake (because of the hallucinations). Although, they said I would be paid at the end. Plus, someone keeps leaving sausages in the drawers (which is nice). Since I haven't seen anyone in a day or so, I decided to discuss the second episode of Murder, She Wrote. 

Today's topics include: I can smell birthdays, Californians v. Texans, Haphazard drag, Complementary Bovril, Disco dufus, My favorite glue to smoke, Leather creep, Angela's global conspiracy, Fur-bound bible, The public school experience, Morally loose vegetables, Settee = ugly couch, Face rehabilitation, and MURDERRR!

Please listen to my podcast. I think it's pretty okay. 

sftwthmy@hotmail.com

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Howdy. Welcome to She's Fixin' To Write This Here Murder, Y'all.

This week, I discuss the first episode of Murder, She Wrote from within a walk-in freezer which is located in the remains of a Chili's, which is located in the wasteland of central Texas, which is located in a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where everything got real goofed up.

Today's topics include: Gary the destroyer, Bootleg Andy Griffith, An avant-garde sweater, Pruning as innuendo, Li'l grumpy, Pee-pee poor acting, My "artist" friend Billy, The necessity of object-permanence, Got 'em, Dack and his dick, boating with friends, and MURDERRR.

Please listen to my podcast. I do some jokes.

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