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SLEEP NOTHINGS

SLEEP NOTHINGS

Written by: Quirkee
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Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.

© 2026 SLEEP NOTHINGS Hygiene & Healthy Living Psychology Psychology & Mental Health
Episodes
  • E71 - Racoons in your Attic?

    E71 - Racoons in your Attic?
    Jan 13 2026

    Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips to remove them. If it's gas, maybe go for a poopy?

    Sweet dreams.

    11 minutes.
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    11 mins
  • E70 - Slang words, by decade

    E70 - Slang words, by decade
    Jan 6 2026

    Listen to a babbling brook (babbling!) while I read definitions of slang words by decade, starting with the 1920's. Remember the 20's? I don't think you do. But if you do, I don't think you need a Sleep Aid app.

    Sweet Dreams.

    19 minutes. (Yep, I worked overtime on this one.)
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    19 mins
  • E69 - Most Popular Google Searches

    E69 - Most Popular Google Searches
    Jan 6 2026

    Listen to forest river nature sounds while I read off the most popular Google searches.

    Sweet Dreams.

    11 minutes.
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    11 mins
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