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Sailor Noob

Sailor Noob

Written by: Just Enough Trope
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 Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Each week on Sailor Noob, hosts Mikanhana and Ka1iban talk about the heroic exploits of the Sailor Senshi, as well as the aspects of Japanese culture, clothing, and food seen in the series. Mikanhana is a Japanese language student who lived in Japan for a time; Ka1iban has never seen a single frame of the show. Join us as we Moon Prism Power "make up" each magical episode!Copyright justenoughtrope Science Fiction Social Sciences
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  • SNC 1: "Usagi -Sailor Moon-"

    SNC 1: "Usagi -Sailor Moon-"
    May 2 2026
    Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

    An all-new season of Sailor Noob starts right here as we begin our journey through Sailor Moon Crystal! Usagi is 14, a crybay, you know the drill. But how is she going to deal with e-mail and smartphones? It's been 20 years since the first Sailor Moon series, and Usagi and friends are back for an all-new adaptation of her manga adventures!

    In this episode, Kal taks about chiki neko and nora neko, Tama the Station Master cat, and Nekonomics. Plus, poor Pluto, breaking your coccyx, the return of Naked Usagi, inventing mornings, color pedantry, being the Lilly Moscovitz, Is Naru rich?, black-tie Count Chocula, arcade chairs, Not Mom, pre-war cop slang, "Bad Mom, Worse Brother", study nap confirmed, getting Toho in your Toei, 20/20 retroactive clairvoyance, Moon Meow, screaming your attack, Clubbin' Janet Van Dyne, and being a cat with two jobs!

    #pinkgoblin

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    Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • WE BACK

    WE BACK
    Apr 22 2026
    Sailor Noob is returning on Friday, May 1st, for an all-new season covering Sailor Moon Crystal! Details on this short episode!
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    3 mins
  • SN 201: Sailor Moon Stars and Series Wrap-Up plus Q&A

    SN 201: Sailor Moon Stars and Series Wrap-Up plus Q&A
    Feb 21 2025
    Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

    This week, we give our final thoughts on Sailor Moon Stars, answer audience questions, and say goodbye to Sailor Moon!

    We also talk about the biggest spoiler challenge, our favorites and least favorites, putting glue on pizza, dumb doctors, Teenage Adultesque Sailor Girls, Kalnip, Sailor Intermediate, Stockholms syndrome, doing the numbers, going to one, enjoying your own tea, bringing back Mimette, the dragon switch, our gun-to-head picks, Dr. Syphilis triumphant, getting eugenicky, Cincy's Oh my God counts, reaching 100% cultural penetration, Arthur C. Clarke power, playing with your sword, and Sopranos french fries!

    Thanks for joining us onthis adventure!

    Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob!
    https://www.patreon.com/sailornoob/gift

    We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

    Leave us a comment on Spotify!

    Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
    https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

    Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
    http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

    Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
    http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

    Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
    http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
    http://www.justenoughtrope.com
    http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
    https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq

    Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
    https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope
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    2 hrs and 19 mins
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