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Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast

Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast

Written by: Alex
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Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriageAlex Science Fiction
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  • Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
    Nov 5 2025

    For the final episode of Season One, we present to you one of the original recordings of Alex's interview with Kingsley Montivelo. In this interview, Kingsley plants the seeds in Alex's mind that there is a grand conspiracy to undercover regarding the Ilkhatal's fight for freedom, the Demon War, and Heva's elite.


    CWs: References to imprisonment, torture, and death, manipulation


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    13 mins
  • Episode 21 - Hundreds gather in Founder’s Square to protest the trial and the police's conduct on Siegfried's Day
    Oct 29 2025

    Margaret retires from the IFM and tells her commanding officer that the ILA is a broken organization


    CWs: Loss of a loved one, trauma, grief, references to police violence and mass death


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    ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    8 mins
  • Episode 20 - Lead Prosecutor in Kingsley's Trial Takes Own Life. Trial Put on Hold
    Oct 22 2025

    After watching his friends die in front of him, Kingsley makes a very questionable deal with an incredibly untrustworthy person.


    CWs: colonial violence, references to mass death, trauma, panic attack, grief, loss of loved ones, suggested substance usage, minimization of grief, references to suicide


    Transcript


    ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website ⁠for episode extras.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Song and Sound Credit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@FerdarianGazette⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠Instagram ⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    15 mins
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