⚠️ Warning:

This episode is a football rant at maximum volume.

It contains impatience, contempt for grifters, timeline merchants, and lads baiting OnlyFans models for engagement like it’s a career path.

If you trust Football Twitter, buy what influencers are selling, think bad takes deserve airtime, or believe replying “DM?” counts as discourse you are beyond help.

Godspeed.

🧠 Chapo scrolls once and immediately chooses violence

🍷 Bomb drinks a full bottle of wine to lift music and unlocks feral clarity

📱 Football Twitter becomes a jungle of bad tweets, louder voices, and zero shame

🐍 Influencers flog snake oil, “systems,” and vibes-based expertise

🔴 Arsenal discourse collapses into “I watched the game actually” versus unread spreadsheets

⚽ Liverpool mentioned once and the team still argue with themselves for forty minutes

📊 Stats screenshots launched with total confidence and no responsibility or care

🗣️ “Just asking questions” deployed as a full defensive system

🪓 Tony insists the Stick of Justice would fix comment sections in under ten minutes if they dare

🐼 Trossard dragged back in for reasons nobody can explain

🍺 Old Man in the Chair says “block them” and reaches enlightenment

💸 Only Rants in Pants™ — Chapo launches a one-man crusade rinsing engagement farmers and the reply-grift economy as football Twitter officially goes up for sale

🚨 The internet once again proves that access does not equal intelligence

So pour something strong, mute the replies, and join Bomb & Chapo where football chat finally stops pretending it’s analysis and admits it’s shouting, grifting, and lads selling bollocks to other lads.

💩 P.S. It’s a rant. That’s the point.

💩 P.P.S. Sheffield is still a shithole.

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