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Sharp Remarks

Sharp Remarks

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 Welcome to Sharp Remarks — the podcast where we dissect Bravo’s The Valley with the precision of a scalpel and the attitude of someone who’s seen Jax Taylor gaslight his way through a decade of reality TV. From diaper duty to delusion, we’re following these ex-Vanderpumpers as they stumble through adulthood like it’s their first time reading a lease. If you love drama served with a side of eye-rolls, you’re in the right place. Let’s get into it — because someone has to make sense of the chaos, and it might as well be us.





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Episodes
  • The Valley - Drama & Diapers

    The Valley - Drama & Diapers
    May 8 2025
    On this episode of Sharp Remarks, we dissect The Valley’s “The Circle of Strife” — a title that promises drama and delivers…mostly recycled grudges with a side of performative forgiveness. The gang attempts a group healing session, but shocker: it turns into a passive-aggressive blame game with more eye rolls than resolutions. Our hosts call out the fakery, the flip-floppers, and the one cast member who clearly thinks they’re the show’s moral compass (spoiler: they’re not). Strife has never been so scripted.

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    46 mins
  • The Valley - Raging Bull

    The Valley - Raging Bull
    Apr 23 2025
    This week, we're breaking down the latest episode of Bravo’s The Valley, and wow — it’s getting real. We dive into the complicated dynamics of co-parenting and how the cast is (and isn’t) navigating life after breakups. Kristen Doute surprises everyone by stepping up as the unexpected voice of reason, offering advice and calm amid the chaos. We also tackle the emotional moments surrounding addiction, highlighting the cast’s raw conversations and struggles with accountability and support. Tune in for our unfiltered reactions, favorite messy moments, and predictions on where these friendships — and feuds — are heading next.

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    45 mins
  • The Valley - Welcome to Our Valley

    The Valley - Welcome to Our Valley
    Apr 16 2025
    🎙️ Sharp Remarks — Episode: "Welcome to Our Valley"


    In this debut episode of The Valley, summer’s heating up—and so is the drama. On this week’s Sharp Remarks, we break down the highs, lows, and everything in between from the series premiere. Jax and Brittany are navigating the rocky road of post-separation life, trying to figure out what moving forward looks like with so much history behind them. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle are deep in the balancing act of co-parenting little Isabella, all while dipping their toes into the unpredictable waters of new relationships. We’re diving into the emotional undercurrents, the awkward moments, and the sharp remarks that already have fans talking. Who’s thriving, who’s barely surviving, and what do we think is coming next? Grab your headphones—it's already getting messy in The Valley.

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    47 mins
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