WELCOME BACK to Shelby & Rachel: Off Topic — the podcast where absolutely nothing stays on topic for more than 30 seconds 😂 In this episode, we spiral in the best way possible: ✨ From questioning history with Helen Keller 👀 To uncovering the truth about “Birds Aren’t Real” ❄️ Then somehow ending up deep-diving ANTARCTICA (why is it so mysterious??) 👽 And of course… we HAD to ask: Are aliens actually real? It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. 💬 OFF TOPIC QUESTION OF THE DAY: Is a hot dog a taco 🌮 or a sandwich 🥪? (We need answers immediately.) If you love random debates, unhinged theories, and best-friend energy — you’re in the right place. 👍 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe so you never miss an episode! 📲 Follow us everywhere for more chaos + behind-the-scenes clips! 🎶 Outro Music Credit: Closing Doors — Skipp Whitman #OffTopicPodcast #PodcastClips #GirlTalk #FunnyPodcast #DebateThis #Aliens #ConspiracyTalk #BestFriendPodcast #HotDogDebate

Welcome back to the *Off Topic Podcast — Episode 7 🎙️ If you’ve made it this far with us… you already know things are about to get a little unhinged. In this episode, Rachel and Shelby dive into a chaotic round of “Would You Rather” questions that somehow get worse (or better?) as we go. From fighting gorillas to having spaghetti hair, nothing is off limits. We also get into our “Off Topic Topic” of the day: vocal stims 👀 — aka the random phrases we repeat way too often (and yes… Shelby exposes hers). If you’re here for laughs, questionable choices, and two girls just yapping about absolutely everything… you’re in the right place. 🎧 Like, comment your answers, and subscribe so you don’t miss Episode 8! 🎶 Outro Music: Closing Doors by Skipp Whitman

In this episode of Shelby and Rachel: Off Topic, we’re defending our most controversial takes, exposing our pettiest annoyances, and questioning whether we’d even survive as NPCs in our own colony sim games. 💀 From the ranch on pizza debate to the universal rule of returning your shopping cart, we’re sharing the hills we would absolutely die on. Then things get personal as we talk about the little things that instantly ruin our mood — like someone eating your leftovers or the pure betrayal of opening the fridge to an empty container someone put back anyway. We also dive into the small, irrational things that send us into a spiral: hiccups, dog mouth noises, and restaurants forgetting the very important side of ranch. Plus we confess some of our weird habits, like surgically removing pepperonis from pizza before eating it and the oddly specific way we tie our shoes EVERY single time. And for our Off Topic Topic: If you were an NPC in a colony sim game… would you actually be useful, or would the colony regret spawning you? If you like chaotic conversations, random debates, and stories that spiral completely off the rails, this episode is for you. 🎧 Shelby and Rachel: Off Topic — where the topics are questionable and the opinions are strong. Subscribe for more episodes, and let us know in the comments: What hill would you die on?