Episodes

  • Universal Soldier - Van Dammeuary
    Feb 10 2026

    This week we learn how to make cars more fuel efficient, how to hide secret killer soldier programs from the government, and most importantly, DO NOT sign up for an arts and crafts class taught by Dolph Lundgren!

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    42 mins
  • Second in Command - Van Dammeuary
    Feb 4 2026

    Van Damme and the military sitting in a tree, k-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes coup, Second in Command, watch a recycled movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!

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    35 mins
  • Multiplicity - Seeing Double
    Jan 27 2026

    One, two, Keaton's coming for you. Three, four, pretty sure the marriage certificate is out the door. Is it polygamy if it's a gaggle of clones? Asking for Andie MacDowell.

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    38 mins
  • Gemini Man - Seeing Double
    Jan 22 2026

    In South Atlanta he was cloned and raised, with Clive Owen is how he spent most of his days. Shootin' guns, ridin' bikes all cool, but dads gotta die so I can go to school! So a couple a feds, one was retired, try to figure out how I was sired. We got in some fights and my dad didn't care, so my clone daddy shot him, yo home to Bel Air (University)

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    50 mins
  • Pass Thru - Seeing Double
    Jan 12 2026

    Neil Breen wants you to know 3 things: that you might be corrupt, your bankers are DEF corrupt, and he could but chooses not to bang tigers. We just want to know 2 things: have you seen it and would you watch it again?

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    39 mins
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Seeing Double
    Jan 4 2026

    Is this Keanu's worst film? Will birds no m know how to get home minus a half a moon? Can someone smarter than us tell us who is right about getting the moon cut up because we know DAAAAVE can't be right. Check to see if the math if 3 space rats + 2 Jim Carrey's = 3 cinemite would watch it again adds up!

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    40 mins
  • The Merry Gentlemen - Hellish Holidays
    Dec 31 2025

    The final week of 2025 has been spent figuring out how one affords a NYC apartment on a job that employs you one month a year, how many mediocre small town strip shows a night you'd have to do a night to save a bar, and will they EVER SHOW PEEN?!

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    36 mins
  • Santa Jaws - Hellish Holidays
    Dec 21 2025

    Another week, another round of N@zi magic ruining everyone's holiday. This week however, we get one cute shark WHO KEEPS THE HAT ON FOR MORE THAN ONE SCENE (take notes Elves...). Listen in to see what our favorite kill was, what we think Grandpa REALLY did on the side, and if this makes the cut for our background noise on the big day itself.

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    49 mins