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Bananas! Coconuts! Mangoes to a pub! The three heroes have slightly unbuttoned their shirts to bring you tropical tales from the Maldives with Chris' ex-wife, Pancakes Day in the Tropics, pretending to be a tropical bird, it's off to Thailand for a horrendous bit of news in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there'll be some bespoke cocktails being made, and then we wrap up with an usual quiz! And plenty more besides!

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Hello! Them three toerags are back again with spiel concerning wintry preferences, Orwellian dilemmas, hibernation, wet socks, jumping about in Russia in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, cozy times under the covers, the possible consignment of stuff to oblivion, and SO MUCH MORE!

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Thank you listeners for sticking with us all this way! It's party time!

In a bit of a break from the norm, our heroes will be discussing some of their most cherished moments from the past 99 episodes. As well as moments that left a bad taste. This episode was mostly recorded LIVE at McMenemy's Suite in Cleethorpes.

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Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! On this festive feast of an episode we have our annual gift exchange, we hear what the celebs do at this time of year, there's a jolly bag of mail from our dear, dear listeners, it's off to Copenhagen in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar with Chris, Tom sees if we can avoid ruining Christmas, before Pete reveals our plans for a Christmas #1 hit single!

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It's getting colder out there, ISN'T IT!?* These three chilly chaps are chatting about whether they are cold or warm-hearted, you've got your tundric talk in Audience Communication, off to good ol' Norway we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's this bit about the VERY cold situations, and Tom is asking us to make a few sacrifices for crimes we very much have committed!

*for those in the Northern Hemisphere

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Greetings and welcome! On this episode there is waffle of A-list celebrities favo(u)rite foods (that includes Chris, Pete and Tom), spicy vibes, adventurous dishes, food challenges in Singapore in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar (with a new jingle from Mr. Andrew Scott - thanks!), a trip to a Japanese izakaya, and a quiz on two of the most versatile of ingredients! BooOm!

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Hello, and welcome. On this barnstormer of an episode we have television nostalgia, talk of big TVs, talk of fave TV shows, naughty youths in China in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom has a home issue to discuss, public information films, and a quiz about being typecast! Wow-wee!

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Been a while! On this episode, we speak of celebrities being naughty, there are your welcome additions from some old and new voices, Chris takes us back to an old haunt in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, it all gets a bit apocalyptical, then we try to offend the U.K by speaking of accents!

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