This week, we kick off with the lost art of the ad jingle and remember a Victorian horticulture icon. Mel shares some questions that are meant to take your first date to the next level, but we disrespectfully disagree.

And as promised, Monty shares the eulogy she's written for Mel, and it does not disappoint. Enjoy!

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This week, Monty’s been searching for the path out of peri hell, Mel wants to make the classic nervous breakdown great again, and we chat about Lamar Odom’s new doco and the disease of addiction.

We also talk about Clavicular, looksmaxxing, and the (perhaps unfair and a bit sexist) turn-off of over-groomed men, pain and the brain, flow states and Monty tells us about the night the universe decided to fuck her up. Enjoy!

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This week, Monty’s been listening to 90’s mega mixes again, and she tells us about the time she auditioned for a gig as a Channel V VJ. Mel shares her terrible sleep habits, and the recent rabbit hole she went down about an OnlyFans creator with a dual reproductive system, and an affiliated fascinating pregnancy story. Enjoy!

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