Hola peckerheads! Join the fellas for another life affirming podcast. Jason is wearing sunglasses in case he gets aids. Chris tries to trick a guy into touching his peter in a Target bathroom. Have you ever used grounded toenails as salt and pepper? Is Rick Flair or Uncle Joey the next person off Jason's death list to die? Are you afraid to go into the city of Cincinnati after the Russian fella got jumped? How many butts do you have to sniff in order to be known as a serial butt sniffer? Why are liberal idiots mad at Sidney Sweeney about a jean commercial? We get to the bottom of these questions and all the other questions that have ever been asked. Join in or we will paint your cat!

Hey there peckerheads! The fellas are here once again to bless your day with fulfillment that only they can provide. Chris can't figure out how dishwashers work. Jason puts on the tin foil hat and breaks down the Jeffery Epstein saga. Chris gives Ozzy his props. Jason is too badass for kidney stones. How much does poop covered panties go for? Who is Cowboy Cody and why is he throwing raccoons at people? Are the Bengals screwed without their defensive ends? When did Oreo's start screwing all of us over? Can a Brazilian Butt Lift result in permanent stank ass due to rotting fat? We answer all those questions and basically fix everything wrong with the world. Join in or I'll hire a creep to finger your loose aunt!

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Hello peckerheads! Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row. Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas. Chris wonders if we're all incest babies. How much time does Diddy do? How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out? Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world? Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone just talking out of their ass? Why didn't butteater eat butt? Who is Angry Jeff and why is he an awful person? Is Chris officially looking elderly? Jason tries to convince Chris to be a dirty commie and vote to cap wages at 200 million a year. We talk about other stuff too but it's hot as hell in this garage so I'm going to quit typing. Just listen or we will talk dirty to your gerbil.