Episodes

  • "This is Gonna Get Us Flagged"
    Jan 22 2026

    We kick things off celebrating an I.U. WIN (yes, it finally happened — act accordingly). Then we dive into famous athletes who wore #62, because nothing says elite podcasting like ranking offensive linemen.

    From there we hit the sports update, featuring the legendary Philly Eagles Kid moment that had the internet in a chokehold. After that, we time-travel back to 1962 and 1862 to see what chaos humanity was cooking up before WiFi existed.

    We check in on National Days, show love to the legendary Sam Cooke on what would've been his 95th birthday, and then immediately lose all maturity with a round of Would You Rather.

    Things get spicy when we read 1-star reviews of Forest Park, because apparently even beautiful places can't escape keyboard warriors. Then it's time for our Mount Rushmore of Biggest Scams — from historical finesses to modern-day nonsense (yes, somebody gets called out).

    We wrap it all up with Xavi taking over Would You Rather duties, proving once again that giving him the mic is both entertaining and dangerous.

    Hit play, laugh irresponsibly, and remember… this is Sit, Talk, and Listen — not Sit, Behave, and Be Normal.

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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • "U2 is the Biggest Industry Plant Ever."
    Jan 9 2026

    We kick things off with famous #61 athletes and take a quick history detour through 1961 and 1861 (because why not). From there it's national days, trivia that somehow turns into U2 vs. Michael Jackson, and a round of Would You Rather that raises more questions than answers.

    Things really go off the rails when we read 1-star reviews of the St. Louis Zoo, check in on sports and gambling wins (and losses), and build our Mount Rushmore of Sauces—a debate that got way more heated than expected.

    We wrap it up by talking how we rang in the New Year… and questioning if we did it right.
    New year, same chaos.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • "800 Million? I'm Takin' the Boys to Dinner!"
    Dec 31 2025

    Episode 60 is packed, loud, and all over the place—in the best way possible. We're joined by Brady and Brendan, and things get rolling with a deep (and unnecessary) dive into #60, including what was happening in 1960, 1860, and even 1760.

    Xavi fires back at people who love to talk down on the NBA, then we hit Today's National Days for December 30th, where Bacon Day immediately becomes the star of the show. From there, we put our brains to the test with Trivia Around the Horn, including the very important question: Does West Virginia touch the Atlantic Ocean?

    We react to the recent Powerball drawing, the second-largest jackpot in history, and start dreaming big. Christmas recaps follow, including Rob's strange new family addition, plus Brendan tells the story of a movie theater trip where the theater somehow forgot to start the movie.

    We run through the latest sports headlines, then lock in for this episode's Mount Rushmore: Sports Uniforms, with each of us picking one from the four major U.S. pro sports leagues. To close it out, we talk New Year's snack power rankings and dive into a Would You Rather that sparks one last debate.

    Fun episode, great conversations—jump in and join us. ️

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    2 hrs and 56 mins
  • "Bruce Should've Been on the Plane"
    Dec 23 2025

    We're back with Episode 59 and we're joined by our buddy Brendan for a full episode of laughs, debates, and questionable facts. Rob kicks things off hot with yet another road rage encounter, proving once again that driving brings out the worst in him.

    We break down athletes who wore #59, dive into fun facts from 1959 and 1859, and then celebrate December 22nd National Days, including National Cookie Exchange Day and National Short Person's Day . Brendan and Xavi answer quick trivia questions before putting Rob's memory to the test from last episode—with mixed results.

    The guys get real talking about “Single Guy Sh*t”—the freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want… and the loneliness that can come with it. Rob drops some wild Christmas stats, including how fast Santa would actually need to travel to reach every house in the world . Xavi and Rob share stories from events they worked over the weekend, recap the biggest sports headlines, and then it's time for this episode's Mount Rushmore: the best Christmas songs of all time (arguments were inevitable).

    We close things out with Xavi reading an AITAH Reddit story.

    Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow, rate, and let us know what you think

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    2 hrs and 42 mins
  • "It's Not a Man!?!"
    Dec 19 2025

    Episode 58 is all over the place in the best way possible. We start by stretching the number 58 to its absolute limits, then spiral into December 18th National Days—including the very important Answer the Phone Like Buddy the Elf Day.

    From there we somehow debate faded food window pictures, question the logistics of a 10-foot sub, and attempt to get into the holiday spirit. Things heat up when we build our Mount Rushmore of Christmas movies, and we wrap it up by judging strangers on the internet with a classic AITAH from Reddit.

    Holiday chaos, dumb debates, and zero regrets.

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • "Midwestern Hick Hoosier Boy"
    Dec 1 2025

    In Episode 57, we kick things off the only way we logically could: by diving deep into the world of famous #57s—athletes, brands, numbers that barely count as trivia, and whatever else we could mentally attach to that digit. From there, we crank up the chaos with some “simple” trivia designed solely to make Xavi sweat.

    That trivia detour somehow transports us to today's national celebration: Cookie Cutter Day—which naturally sends us spiraling into a cookie-fueled tangent absolutely no one asked for.

    With our sugar-related confusion out of the way, we jump into Thanksgiving talk, covering turkey, traditions, and of course, the only sport that truly matters on that holiday: football, glorious football.

    Then comes the weekly showdown: the Mount Rushmore of TV Theme Songs. We proudly name our favorites… while undoubtedly forgetting several iconic ones and risking being yelled at in the comments.

    Finally, we close things out with an AITAH Reddit story involving two roommates and the eternal question: Does living together mean we're bonded for life, or are we just sharing rent until someone snaps?

    Thanks for listening—and seriously, let us know what you think. We probably deserve it.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • "Don't Get a B.B.L."
    Nov 10 2025

    We kick things off by shouting out the legends who rocked jersey #56 (spoiler: they could probably still out-athlete us today). Then Xavi takes the mic with a few random trivia questions — and somehow we end up talking about #FreeBritney.

    Next up, we celebrate the very important national days of November 10th (because who doesn't love an excuse to party for literally anything?), then swap Halloween stories. Rob officially enters his “get off my lawn” era, and that leads straight into a conversation about tattoo do's and definite don'ts (looking at you, misspelled quote tattoos ).

    We dive into the week's biggest sports headlines — including the Dodgers snagging the World Series — and wrap up with our Mount Rushmore of best sports endings (some chills, some tears, all iconic).

    To top it off, we read an AITAH story straight from Reddit about babysitting and kids' “firsts” that had us seriously debating who's in the wrong.

    Give it a listen, let us know your Mount Rushmore picks, and as always — Sit. Talk. Listen. Repeat.

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • "The Rest is Still Unwritten"
    Oct 9 2025

    We've officially hit the speed limit on episode numbers, and Episode 55 is rolling heavy. First up, we run through the athletes who made #55 famous—Mutombo's finger wag, Junior Seau's hits, and Tim Lincecum's hair all get their shine.

    Then it's on to today's National Days (October 9th). Is it life-changing? Maybe not. Will we celebrate anyway? Absolutely.

    The sports buffet is stacked this week:

    • The NHL season drops the puck, and the Blues open their year tonight.

    • Mizzou football stares down Alabama in what feels like a boss fight.

    • And in the “wait, WHAT?” department: former NFL QB Mark Sanchez got into it with a truck driver and ended up stabbed. Forget the Butt Fumble—this is the Truck Tumble.

    From there we switch gears to music: Rush is back on tour next summer. The boys break down the setlists, the air drumming, and whether your uncle has already bought tickets.

    Our Mount Rushmore segment gets personal as we crown the top activities of your college years. Hint: it's a healthy mix of bad decisions, cheap food, and things you'll pretend you “totally planned” later in life.

    Finally, we wrap with a Reddit story that had us asking: was this an underreaction…or the underreaction GOAT?

    Episode 55 has it all—sports, chaos, rock tours, and questionable life advice. Buckle up.

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    1 hr and 39 mins