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Sports Aren’t Real Podcast

Sports Aren’t Real Podcast

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Sports Aren’t Real is a sports podcast with a twist — hosted by a young couple who bring bold hot takes, playful banter, and zero filter to the games you love (and love to hate). From wild debates to unexpected angles, they break down the sports world with humor, passion, and a fresh perspective that proves sometimes the takes matter more than the stats.Sports Aren’t Real
Episodes
  • High Fives, Hoosiers & Harbaugh on the Move
    Jan 11 2026

    Indiana’s road to the championship has officially exposed the sport’s structural flaws, and we're here to explain why the Hoosiers’ miracle run is less “feel‑good story” and more college football system failure. We also dive into how the Dodgers accidentally invented the high five and why that moment might be baseball’s greatest contribution to human culture.

    From there, it’s a full breakdown of what to expect in the NFL playoffs — the contenders, the pretenders and the teams already spiritually eliminated. Plus, where will John Harbaugh land next after Baltimore sent him packing?

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    31 mins
  • Quarterfinal Flunkouts
    Jan 5 2026

    The College Football Playoff quarterfinals delivered pure holiday madness, with almost every team coming off a bye week taking a liiiiittle too long of a break. We break down the carnage and the collapses. Then, we look at the year ahead and unleash a full slate of predictions the sports world is absolutely not ready for — like the New York Knicks (yes, those Knicks) finally stumbling their way into a championship parade down Broadway.

    Sports aren’t real, but our 2026 takes are bold enough to make you believe.

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    29 mins
  • Homefield for the Holidays
    Dec 24 2025

    The College Football Playoff quarterfinals have arrived, and we’re unwrapping every matchup like overcaffeinated kids on Christmas morning. We also dive into the mysterious disappearance of homefield advantage across modern sports — stadiums are louder than ever, yet somehow less intimidating than a mall Santa. MLB free agency continues to spin like a snow globe in a wind tunnel, so we sort through the latest offseason chaos and who’s spending what on whom. But from the jump, we break down why Aaron Rodgers might be getting a surprise Christmas gift from the Packers this weekend, because nothing says “holiday spirit” like AFC North drama.

    Sports aren’t real, but the holidays make them feel even weirder.

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    21 mins
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