Episodes

  • 7. ⚠️ Bible Spoilers Ahead ⚠️ +Getting Locked in a Toilet on a Date 🚽💀

    7. ⚠️ Bible Spoilers Ahead ⚠️ +Getting Locked in a Toilet on a Date 🚽💀
    Sep 3 2025
    This week we’re squealing over a LOT.

    Jackie forgets the actual ending of the Bible 😭 while Yelo stans Judas at Jesus Christ Superstar (oops).

    We debate bald guy catfishing (is a beanie a lie??) What do you think? 🧢👀

    Jackie (aka Cheeky Velvet) gets LOCKED in a toilet mid-date (yes, the panic was real), 🚽💀 and we uncover exactly what Yelo was up to during Melbourne’s earthquake. 🌏😳

    Plus, Jackie shares her dramatic CityCat journeys because Brisbane public transport is a personality test in itself.🚤✨
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    26 mins
  • 6. I Named My ChatGPT 🤦‍♀️ AI Therapy 🎉 Birthday Girl’s Big Night Out 🥂

    6. I Named My ChatGPT 🤦‍♀️ AI Therapy 🎉 Birthday Girl’s Big Night Out 🥂
    Aug 21 2025
    She’s backkk 🎉 Miss Mecca queen, my new bestie, my man’s hot ex and today's BIRTHDAY GIRL: Sarah Siemon

    🐷 This time, we’re playing SQUEAL or NO SQUEAL. Would you:
    • 👯‍♀️ Hook up with two people from the same friend group?
    • 📸 Post a bathroom selfie?
    • 🤢 Throw up in the Uber?
    • 📂 Keep a nudes folder?

    We’re rating it all, squeal-worthy or nah.

    PLUS we put ChatGPT to the test and absolutely lose it hearing “our” AI-Bae's voices for the first time. Spoiler: we may or may not have decided to name it our new boyfriend 💅 (cheap therapy and zero red flags?? Sign us up).

    And of course, the 🐷 Squeal & Reveal: Sarah takes us through one seriously cooked night out in the Valley — the kind of night that starts at Maccas (WTF??), features a very interesting roommate, and ends with chaos you’re not gonna forget.

    Grab your fries, pour a wine, and squeal with us 💖

    xx Follow on Insta: @squealpod
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    34 mins
  • 5. My Man’s Ex Spills the Tea 💅 Mullets, Period Sex & Bad Date Stories

    5. My Man’s Ex Spills the Tea 💅 Mullets, Period Sex & Bad Date Stories
    Aug 5 2025
    Squeal incoming 🐷 In this ep, Miss Cheeky Velvet welcomes makeup queen, Mecca-certified baddie, and her boyfriend’s ex (slash bestie, no biggie), Sarah Siemon! 💅

    They're squealing:
    💔 Being besties with your ex’s ex
    ♀️ Can boys and girls actually be just friends?
    ✂️ The rise and reign of the mullet
    💀 Matching tattoos — regret or slay?

    And yes… THAT dating story. The one involving “If You’re Happy and You Know It” in the bedroom.
    We’ll never hear it the same again. Also Sarah tells us the most unhinged PERIOD SEX story.

    Tune in, grab a wine, and squeal along with us. This one’s juicy.

    xx Follow us on Instagram: @squealpod 💖
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    36 mins
  • 4. Dubai Chocolate, ASMR & The Naked Discount Story You Need to Hear

    4. Dubai Chocolate, ASMR & The Naked Discount Story You Need to Hear
    Jul 28 2025
    This week on Squeal, our pop star gal Jackie, is snout and about in Brisbane’s Valley, spilling the tea on where to dance, drink, and outright misbehave.

    What’s she squealing about this week? Her new ASMR obsession (headphones highly recommended) If you’re not here for the tingles, you can skip to the 12 minute mark and still get a review of a live taste-test of Dubai chocolate, 🍫 and a nostalgic detour to see Jurassic Park on the big screen. 🦖.

    And for this week’s Squeal & Reveal, Miss Cheeky Velvet tells all about that time she got naked for a discount on a Wicked Camper. All in the name of rockstar tours.

    🐽 Follow the pod on IG @squealpod or TikTok @squealpodcast.

    MWAH MWAH 💋✨ xoxo
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    30 mins
  • 3. Who’s Your (Hot) Daddy?!? + Breaking Up Over a Jaffle Maker

    3. Who’s Your (Hot) Daddy?!? + Breaking Up Over a Jaffle Maker
    Jul 10 2025
    Snout and About, baby 🐽 — In this ep, besties Yelo and Cheeky Velvet catch up on all things hot dads at Coles (there are categories now), weird supermarket staff, being trapped in a room just to dodge an awkward social situation.

    We’re talking awkward bladder moments, eating in bed (squeal or grunt?), and when your date uses ChatGPT to flirt with you… romantic or robotic?

    Oh, and yes — Cheeky Velvet reveals the worst gift she ever got. The gift was bad. The story? Worse.

    Tune in, giggle along, and pick your favourite Daddy.
    xx

    Follow Squeal on Instagram: @SquealPod or TikTok @SquealPodcast
    Have a story for us? Email: squealpod@gmail.com or send us a DM!
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    38 mins
  • 2. Revenge, Rumours & a Dead Bird: The Ex-Files with Abbie

    2. Revenge, Rumours & a Dead Bird: The Ex-Files with Abbie
    Jul 1 2025
    💔 Welcome back to Squeal! 🐷
    The chaos-themed podcast for those of us who believes revenge on your ex is a dish best served unhinged.

    In this juicy episode, Cheeky Velvet is joined by high school bestie Abbie Sims to unpack one seriously messy revenge plot, the unhinged rumours that followed, and… well, let’s just say maggots may have been involved. 🪰 💅

    No dogs were harmed, but reputations? Debatable. What really went down? What was the revenge? And who started the wildest rumour? 🫢 Press play to find out.

    It’s gossip, girlhood, and gloriously petty payback. 🐽
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    24 mins
  • 1. My Housemate Bought a Pig + Why I Moved Cities for the Plot

    1. My Housemate Bought a Pig + Why I Moved Cities for the Plot
    Jun 18 2025
    🩷 Welcome to Squeal! 🐷 The chaos-themed podcast for anyone who lives for the plot.

    In this oink-fest of a first episode, Miss Cheeky Velvet spills on that time her housemate actually bought a pig (yes, seriously), moving to Melbourne with no plan except “follow your snout” 🐽 and shamelessly inserting herself into the lives of random creatives.

    She also shares her journey to becoming a pop artist and the chaotic rise of Cheeky Velvet 🎤 — glitter, gigs, and all. It’s impulsive decisions, artistic delusion, and just enough sparkle to justify it all.

    🩷 Press play and roll around in the mess! 🐖
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    30 mins