• My Starfleet Academia - Lines Form... (Starfleet Academy S1E01, E02)
    Jan 26 2026

    We're here to talk about Star Trek: My Starfleet Academy. Episodes 1 "Kids These Days" and Episode 2 "Beta Test"

    An old "Kickers of Elves" Rules of Acquisition friend reappears after years unheard...

    But mostly it's Wade, Glen, and Sean. The only Trek pod that will give you the unbiased truth... for the right reasons.

    Regarding other Pods... Wade has a favor to ask and it's all hands on deck.

    also check out the patreon for more stuff

    https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Strange New Pods - La Finale, For Harvey (Strange New Worlds S3E09, S3E10)
    Oct 22 2025

    The season is over! And what a doozy of a finale.

    We gotta talk about what people liked or didn't like about this season, why they were wrong, and also why they were so very right about.

    What a mess.

    Always keep Harvey in your heart. He exists somewhere. he has to.

    https://www.instagram.com/bigseanliftin/

    https://bennyscheckner.substack.com/

    https://bogmad.substack.com/

    https://letterboxd.com/film/one-battle-after-another/

    But most importantly!

    https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Strange New Pods - Space Whales are a Dime a Dozen (SNW S3E07, 08)
    Sep 26 2025

    Lemonade? You're Soaking in it!

    No. You're not. If you can deal with our vulgar lasciviousnous, then maybe you'll enjoy what we have to say about these Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episodes. "What is Starfleet" and "Four and a Half Vulcans."

    Did we enjoy these episodes? How is this season turning out for us so far?

    You WILL hear from us on every episode. Eventually.

    https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    59 mins
  • Strange New Pods - Down in a Hole (Strange New Worlds S3E05-6)
    Sep 18 2025

    We talk about the fifth and sixth episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season 3.

    "Through the Lense(sic) of Time" and "The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tail"

    Wait. Lens of Time! Who would make that mistake?

    Those, and more! All the Star Treks! Even Prodigy! Kiefer! Columbo! When Star Trek is good it's good. And these ones were good Star Treks, so lets talk.

    Catch up! We're still digging ourselve out. Or Deeper maybe you'll think.

    Support us if you like us. We'll like you if you do.

    patreon.com/kickersofelves

    Don't wanna give us money? Fair. There's other stuff there too.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Strange New Pods - Last Men Standing (Strange New Worlds S3E03-04)
    Sep 3 2025

    Glen is dying. Wade is ... what is Wade doing? Sean is Sean-ing.

    We talk about "Shuttle to Kenfori" and "A Space Adventure Hour"

    We like them!

    ...

    Wade has caveats. Jerk.

    Next time we'll be full of joi de vive. Probably.

    Check out the patreon where we trash talk Billy Joel!

    patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    1 hr
  • Some Strange New Worlds, a Strange New Pods (SNW S3E01-02)
    Aug 8 2025

    Hey a new Star Trek show just dropped, check your podcast feed! Ok. Now wait a few weeks and check it again for the newest pocast with too confusing a name from Star Trek Resignation!

    Sean has finally been forced to watch Strange New Worlds, and Wade can't help himself but to whine and complain. Glen has it right and knows this is a good show and the rest of them should shut up more often.

    https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • SECTION THIRTY-FUN!
    Feb 12 2025

    We watched Star Trek 31.

    Oh look, another podcast

    https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Under the Bridge: Closing the Story Circle on the Multiverse (Lower Decks S5E09, S5E10)
    Jan 28 2025

    We're not really here to talk about theme songs. And yet...

    We've got a lot to go through with "Fissure Quest" and "The New Next Generation"

    Time to say goodbye to our Lower Decker friends and even the TNG era of Trek itself. A long road indeed.

    Who hates the multiverse? We don't hate seeing Garak and Bashir get together though.

    Fan service? Hey we're not talking about the Parks and Rec finale!

    No Gods, No Canons: Stunning new possibilities in Klingon genitalia.

    Not that we did anything wrong, but if you think so hit up Derelictions of Duty at rulesofacquisitionpodcast@gmail.com

    https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

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    1 hr and 30 mins