Episodes

  • Episode 23 - The Legend of Zelda

    Episode 23 - The Legend of Zelda
    Sep 4 2018
    This week on Storied, we adapt the cyclical story of Link and Zelda into a cyberpunk movie! You know, much like the wildly popular Blade Runner franchise... but hopefully more financially lucrative. Noir elements! Corrupt corporations! Body augmentation! Weird sex stuff! You know, all of the things that make Zelda Zelda!
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    55 mins
  • Episode 22 - Demolition Man

    Episode 22 - Demolition Man
    Aug 13 2018
    This month we try and discern the mystery of the Three Seashells (it's just soap we think) while we take on an update to the classic cheesy action movie Demolition Man. Join us as we make Edgar Friendly the bad guy, eat ratburgers, and discover Simon Phoenix's still somehow frozen head in the corner of the room.
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    45 mins
  • Episode 21 - Classic Board Games

    Episode 21 - Classic Board Games
    Jul 2 2018
    That's right, it's the episode one or two of you have probably been waiting for! Stick with us as we take your childhood board games and turn them into movie ideas! Marvel as we create a comedy vehicle for Steve Carell (not once, but twice!), a Demolition Man side story and a Footloose + disaster movie mashup! We hope you enjoy one of the weirdest Storied episodes yet, and considering we made a cinematic universe for breakfast cereal, that's saying something.
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    49 mins
  • Episode 20 - Mega Man

    Episode 20 - Mega Man
    Jun 7 2018
    It's time for us to reboot Mega Man for the cynical age, so get ready for a gritty revenge movie starring The Rock as Rock (that's Mega man). We've got everything, gritty one-liners, a tragic origin story, mass amounts of robot murder and Rush the happy robot dog tearing out some mother****in' throats! Featuring special guest star: the pistol-welding yellow Mega Man from the original box art.
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    53 mins
  • Episode 19 - Resident Evil

    Episode 19 - Resident Evil
    Apr 21 2018
    This week, Sean, Harrison and Chris put on their STARS Academy uniforms and take a trip to Raccoon City - the perfect setting for a TV melodrama. Join us as we adapt the beloved Resident Evil game series into a low budget network TV show. All of your favorite R.E. characters are here (maybe as teenagers): Chris, Jill, Claire, Leon, Wesker, and introducing everyone's new favorite, the evil Dr. Frankenshmeimer.
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Episode 18 - The X-Files

    Episode 18 - The X-Files
    Apr 8 2018
    This week Chris, Sean and Harrison crack the case wide open and shine their gigantic 90's flashlights on The Truth (which is most certainly Out There) to find the perfect X-Files video game. Chris invents the perfect "Constantly Just Miss Seeing The Paranormal Stuff" mechanic. Sean and Harrison realize how normal it is to believe in huge government cover ups in 2018.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 17 - Mad Max

    Episode 17 - Mad Max
    Mar 18 2018
    This week Sean, Harrison and Chris brave the apocalyptic wasteland in search of a perfect Mad Max TV show. Despite the odds, they just might have found it. Either that, or they went crazy and ate each other. You decide.
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Episode 16 - Predator

    Episode 16 - Predator
    Mar 3 2018
    Join us as we make Predator into narrative survival game in the suburbs, discuss Adrian Brody's weird triangular upper body, and wonder why Bill Duke is always shaving his already-bald head. Also Harrison and Sean die, leaving Chris to awkwardly fend for himself.
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    1 hr and 6 mins