Episodes

  • “I’ll Punch You in the Face” - Ryan Nelsen on High Performance vs Mediocrity
    Feb 18 2026

    Ryan takes Stephen Warnock and Adrian Lamb inside the 2010 World Cup campaign with New Zealand, revealing the behind-the-scenes chaos that nearly derailed everything. From players forming a literal human conveyor belt for baggage in an airport transfer, to staff decisions that screamed “amateur hour,” Ryan explains how elite performers clash with mediocre structures — and why he ended up effectively taking control just to protect the team. The stories are hilarious in hindsight… but also a masterclass in what high performance actually demands.

    The conversation swings back to Blackburn and the realities of dressing-room culture: big personalities, standards, and that “collective first” mentality. Ryan and Warnie reflect on how quickly environments can change, how much leadership is about raising everyone (players and staff), and why today’s football has shifted — with players having more power, more sensitivity, and less of what Ryan calls the “smell for the game.”

    Then comes the management chapter — and it’s brutally honest. Ryan breaks down why his time at Toronto FC drained him, what he got wrong, and the truth about leadership when you’re stuck between players, staff, owners, and executives. He explains the importance of “managing up” (and why ignoring it can end you), why delegation is survival, and how one press conference moment spiralled into the end.

    From there, Nelsen opens up about something most ex-pros don’t admit: he likes to be liked — and management is a job where people are angry with you constantly. It’s why he ultimately stepped away, despite opportunities to continue.

    Finally, Ryan talks about life now: working with FIFA on building elite pathways for nations by focusing on the crucial 12–16 age group, why the 48-team World Cup matters for global development, and his balanced take on fixture congestion and competitions like the Club World Cup.

    Part 2 is packed with leadership lessons, football reality, and the kind of stories you only get when players stop sugarcoating it.

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    44 mins
  • Ryan Nelsen: The Accidental Pro — From Stanford to the Premier League (and Beyond)
    Feb 12 2026

    Ryan Nelsen’s football journey is anything but traditional — and that’s exactly why it’s so valuable.

    In this episode of Strain on the Game, Stephen Warnock and Adrian Lamb sit down with the former New Zealand captain, Blackburn leader, and ex-Toronto FC head coach to unpack a career built on graft, perspective, and a proper “do it your way” mindset.

    Ryan takes us from Christchurch United to the US college system at Stanford, where football wasn’t even the main plan (law school was). He explains how a “couple of years” in MLS turned into a title-winning spell at DC United, before a preseason game against Blackburn Rovers opened the door to a trial — and ultimately the Premier League.

    He shares the reality of jumping from MLS into England: the relentless physicality, but also the shock of suddenly having every detail looked after (“a chef making you chicken” felt like Disney World). And he’s brutally honest about how fine the margins are — one pass, one moment, one Brad Friedel save — and the entire narrative can flip.

    The lads also go deep on captaincy and culture: why Ryan never loved the armband, how Kiwi “collective-first” thinking shapes leadership, and what happens when elite environments clash with mediocre mindsets. Ryan’s World Cup stories are wild — from baggage chaos and logistical meltdowns to having to create order inside an undercooked high-performance setup… and still pulling off three iconic draws in 2010.

    There’s plenty of Blackburn nostalgia, dressing-room truths, and a big conversation on the mental toll of injuries, why players feel “helpless” when they can’t contribute, and how clubs can keep injured players meaningfully involved.

    Finally, Ryan reflects on the leap into management at Toronto FC, what he learned the hard way about “managing up,” and why knowing your own coaching DNA matters — plus what he’s doing now with FIFA helping nations build high-performance pathways from ages 12–16.


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    46 mins
  • Luke Young on Bale, England Nerves & the Truth About Modern Football
    Feb 4 2026

    Former Premier League fullback Luke Young joins Stephen Warnock and Adrian Lamb to unpack how the fullback role has transformed over the last 10–15 years — from “stop the cross” defending to today’s on-ball creators. Luke gives a brutally honest take on sports science, “red zones,” squad rotation, and why modern fullbacks might be asked to do too much.

    He also dives into mentality: where his competitiveness came from, how he stayed available across a long career, and why character and standards still matter as much as tactics. Plus: England nerves, club expectations at Spurs/Villa/Charlton, the reality of playing through injuries back then, matchday routines (including some questionable nutrition!), and why football can feel more controlled — and at times more boring — today.

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    51 mins
  • Inside UEFA: How Elite Football Analysis Shapes the Modern Game
    Jan 28 2026

    This episode is Part Two of our in-depth conversation with Paul Brand, continuing our performance analysis series on Strain on the Game.

    After breaking down the role of a performance analyst in Part One, Paul returns to take us inside his current role at UEFA as Football Intelligence Lead — analysing Champions League and European competition matches, supporting elite technical observers, and shaping coach education across Europe.

    In this episode, we explore:

    • What Paul’s role at UEFA really involves on a matchday

    • How analysts support live decisions like Player of the Match

    • The behind-the-scenes process of producing UEFA tactical articles

    • How elite insights are translated for coaches at every level

    • Tactical trends emerging in the Champions League

    • The fine margins behind half-time tactical interventions

    • Life after the Premier League and adapting to a new football environment

    Whether you’re a coach, analyst, player, or fan fascinated by the tactical and analytical side of football, this episode offers a rare look into how the modern game is analysed, interpreted, and taught at the highest level.

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    33 mins
  • Inside the Data: What a Premier League Performance Analyst Actually Does (with Paul Brand)
    Jan 21 2026

    Everyone talks about “data” in football — but very few people really know how it’s used inside a club. In this episode of Strain on the Game, Stephen Warnock and Adrian Lamb pull back the curtain on one of the Premier League’s most influential (and misunderstood) roles: the performance analyst.

    They’re joined by Paul Brand, who Stephen and Adrian worked with at Blackburn, before Paul spent 12 years at Manchester United and has now moved into a new role with UEFA. Paul breaks down the different types of analysis (video vs data), what “actionable insights” actually means, and why context matters more than raw numbers.

    You’ll hear what a typical week looks like at an elite club — from post-match reviews and opposition reports to live matchday support — plus how analysts work with managers, coaches, sports science and recruitment. The conversation also dives into player communication: how much info is too much, how analysts tailor feedback, how clips are shared with players, and why getting player buy-in is everything.

    Finally, Paul tackles the big debate: is football losing its intuition in the data era — or are coaches simply trying to control every micro-detail? And he doesn’t hold back on the most “pointless” stats we see thrown around after matches.

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    44 mins
  • The Managerial Bloodbath: Control, Chaos & the Changing Power in Football
    Jan 13 2026

    2026 has barely begun, and football is already deep into what can only be described as a managerial bloodbath. In this episode of Strain on the Game, Stephen Warnock and Adrian Lamb dissect a brutal start to the year that has seen multiple high-profile managers sacked within weeks — some despite recent success.

    Is this really about results… or something much bigger?

    From Chelsea and Manchester United to Celtic, Aberdeen and beyond, the conversation explores the evolving power dynamics inside modern football clubs. Who really holds the control now — the manager, the sporting director, the medical department, or the ownership group?

    Stephen and Adrian go deep into:

    • Why press conferences, politics, and “fit” now matter as much as form

    • The growing influence of medical and performance teams on team selection

    • Player load management, injury risk, and why 60 minutes can sometimes be a “full match”

    • How tactical changes mid-season increase injury risk — and how clubs try to manage it

    • Why some managerial changes lead to injury spikes, while others don’t

    • The realities of working through a managerial change as staff — and the human cost behind it

    Drawing on real-world experiences from Premier League dressing rooms and elite performance departments, this episode pulls back the curtain on how football really works when pressure, politics, and performance collide.

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    31 mins
  • More Sprints, More Injuries, More Chaos: 2025 Review
    Jan 7 2026

    In this end-of-year review episode, Stephen Warnock and Adrian Lamb look back at the biggest themes that shaped football in 2025 — and revisit the questions we’ve explored across the season.

    We break down the long-term impact of the Club World Cup, using real injury data and availability trends to assess whether the tournament is already affecting squads — and whether the second half of the season could bring further consequences. We also return to one of our biggest ongoing debates: will injuries decide the Premier League title race? From squad depth and fixture congestion to how tactical systems can increase injury risk, we look at why “availability” might be the real competitive advantage.

    Then we dive into episode eight’s big question: are we watching the game… or the data? With the Premier League becoming more direct, sprint demands are rising — and we explore why physical outputs (like sprint distance and repeat sprint ability) are increasingly linked to goals, decisive moments, and tactical evolution. Plus, a few trends catching the eye: late goals, headed goals, kick-off tactics, and the controversial rise of “goalkeeper cramps.”

    To close, we look ahead to a massive 2026 lineup — featuring voices from inside the game including analysts, recruitment, physios, strength & conditioning, agents, kit men, CEOs, and current/former Premier League players — plus an honest conversation on player mental health.

    A proper football deep-dive — with a few laughs along the way.

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    54 mins
  • AFCON, Alcohol & Absolute Chaos: Christmas in Football
    Dec 31 2025

    It’s Part Two of our Strain on the Game Christmas Special — and this one goes right into the chaos of the festive football calendar: AFCON, alcohol, and what Christmas is really like for players and staff.

    First up, Stephen and Adrian break down AFCON’s ripple effect across the Premier League: who gets hit hardest, how clubs cope when key starters disappear for weeks, and why it can quietly tilt a title race (or a relegation fight). It’s not just “they’ll miss a few games” — it’s momentum, tactics, recruitment pressure, inflated January prices, and the added risk of players returning with knocks after long travel and different conditions.

    Then it turns personal — the real-life sacrifices behind the Boxing Day tradition. From Christmas Day training schedules and early meetings, to trying to still be present for kids in the morning, the lads share what it feels like when the football calendar doesn’t pause… even when everyone else’s does.

    And finally: alcohol — the enemy of performance, but also (sometimes) part of football culture. Adrian explains what drinking actually does to recovery: sleep quality, HRV, inflammation, hydration, and muscle repair — while Stephen shares stories from Christmas parties, fancy dress disguises, and why team bonding trips can genuinely change a season.


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    34 mins