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Sugar Before Bed

Sugar Before Bed

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Hello, my little gumdrops, and welcome to Sugar Before Bed. A show built around the sometimes neurotic, often chaotic thoughts that keep me up at night. Sugar Before Bed is available on all platforms, with full video versions on YouTube and Spotify.

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Sugar Before Bed
Politics & Government
Episodes
  • 4 - No Epstein 'Client List?!'
    Jul 20 2025

    So there's no Epstein client list?! ... or so they say. In this episode of Sugar Before Bed, Andrew talks about the government’s recent statement claiming there is no incriminating Epstein 'Client List' tied to Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes. But if that’s true, why were so many public officials, including Pam Bondi, JD Vance, and Kash Patel, publicly referring to a 'client list' earlier this year?

    From video redactions and missing metadata to political backtracking and blurred truth, this episode questions what we’re being told and challenges you to form your own opinion.

    Topics Covered in This Episode

    • FBI and DOJ's July Memo on Epstein – Details about them claiming there is no "client list"
    • The significance of putting “client list” in quotation marks
    • Pam Bondi’s contradictory statements – From “it’s on my desk” to “it doesn’t exist”
    • Child sex abuse footage and redacted evidence – Don't show the kids, show the adults.
    • JD Vance’s “release the list” comment on Theo Von's Pod – Implications from the vice president
    • Kash Patel on Joe Rogan's Pod – Acknowledging others were involved on the island
    • Suspicious jail footage metadata – Why the suicide narrative doesn’t add up
    • Autopsy disputes and guards’ “coincidental” mistakes
    • Trump’s campaign promises vs. the new narrative – What changed?
    • Speculation vs. truth – Encouraging critical thinking, not blind acceptance

    If this episode gave you something to think about or made you question the official story, let us know. Drop a comment, shoot an email to sugarbeforebedshow@gmail.com, or follow the show on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook. Whether you agree, disagree, or think he's finally lost it, we'd love to hear your take. And if you’re into these kinds of deep dives, be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss what’s coming next.

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    Time Stamps

    0:00 short intro

    0:32 short disclaimer

    01:11 no Epstein Client List

    01:42 FBI DOJ July 2025 Memo

    3:56 ‘Client List’ in quotes

    5:55 Reason For Not Releasing Media

    8:15 Speculating Video Content

    9:10 Pam Bondi Speaks

    12:20 Debunking no ‘Client List’

    13:49 JD Vance on Theo Von’s Podcast

    15:25 Kash Patel on Joe Rogan’s Podcast

    17:05 1000 Victims for One Person?

    18:40 Recapping Epstein’s ‘Suicide’

    19:34 Release the Files!

    21:06 Timeline since Last 3 Presidencies

    23:17 Missing Minute From Jail Cell Video

    25:00 Coincidence or Planned Execution?

    26:38 Ghislaine Maxwell’s Role

    28:15 Epstein Death Autopsy

    30:02 Soft Recap

    31:01 Trump’s Role In This

    35:36 Complete Tone Shift

    36:14 Final Thoughts

    37:15 Show Closing

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    40 mins
  • 3 - Man Stuck In Chimney, LOTI Pencil, Hobos, and Sex Doll Reviews
    Jul 2 2025

    This week on Sugar Before Bed, Andrew takes you on a spiral of unhinged stories and thoughts you didn’t know you needed. From a man who climbs into a chimney to rescue his dog, a Minneapolis community that throws an annual pencil-sharpening festival, and him accidentally calling 911 on himself mid-show, this one is for sure must-watch TV.

    Andrew also dives into Florida gators returning golf clubs, a rant on bars using their waitresses as clickbait, and the absolute fever dream that is online sex doll reviews. Sprinkle in some petty bird revenge and a homeless man who demands a fortune cookie, and you’ve got yourself an episode that’s equal parts chaotic and oddly heartwarming.

    Timestamps

    00:00 Intro

    00:13 Bird Update

    01:41 Man Stuck In Chimney

    04:00 Accidental 911 Call

    05:59 Man Stuck In Chimney Pt 2

    06:56 LOTI Pencil

    15:06 Gator Golf

    16:11 Hobo Rant

    19:52 Social Media Trends

    22:28 Sex Doll Reviews

    30:32 Closing Remarks

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    33 mins
  • 2 - Self Checkout Chaos, Unemployed Chinese, Steroid Olympics, Legal Lethal Injections
    Jun 17 2025

    Ever been arrested over $1,300 worth of avocados? What about paying to pretend to work in a fake office?

    In this week’s episode of Sugar Before Bed, Andrew dives into the absurdity of a Walmart self-checkout disaster involving 999 avocados, unemployed Chinese youths paying fake companies to pretend to work, the upcoming Enhanced Games (aka the Olympics on steroids), where performance-enhancing drugs are encouraged, and finally, proposes the idea of legal lethal injections after his latest encounter with the Poopy Bandit.

    If you’ve ever lost sleep over strange news stories, bizarre public behavior, or just the general decline of society, this episode is for you. Don’t forget to subscribe to Sugar Before Bed on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your comedy and news podcasts, and leave a review if your produce section hasn’t been tainted by the Poopy Bandit.

    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00 Intro

    00:42 Self-Checkout Chaos

    05:40 Unemployed Chinese

    10:51 Steroid Olympics (Enhanced Games)

    16:40 Legal Lethal Injections

    20:39 Closings

    Topics covered include:

    • Walmart avocado self-checkout incident gone wrong
    • China’s pay to pretend to work trend with fake jobs
    • Enhanced Games and steroid-fueled sports competitions
    • The Poopy Bandit strikes again and a call for legal lethal injections.

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    21 mins
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