Episodes

  • Pluribus, Explained

    Pluribus, Explained
    Jan 8 2026

    Yes, we talk about the foot thing
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • We "Boop" A Deer WIth Our Car

    We "Boop" A Deer WIth Our Car
    Dec 12 2025

    Also: Asterios encounters a foot fetish shoot while exercising at the gymnasium

    Also Also: We get way too into Zootopia
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Is A Very Jonas Christmas Absolute Cinema?

    Is A Very Jonas Christmas Absolute Cinema?
    Nov 19 2025

    Also: Asterios saw the Springsteen movie, and sings about how bad it is
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • We Got Married + Asterios Gets Into Victorious

    We Got Married + Asterios Gets Into Victorious
    Oct 18 2025

    Yes, that Victorious

    Also, this photo will make more sense when you hear the episode
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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • King Cobra Passes Away & Rancho Goes To South Korea

    King Cobra Passes Away & Rancho Goes To South Korea
    Aug 29 2025

    Both incredibly unnecessary

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • King Of The Hill Returns!

    King Of The Hill Returns!
    Aug 11 2025

    And: We plan a highly Catholic (looking) wedding.
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    57 mins
  • Blindsterios Blindkinos

    Blindsterios Blindkinos
    Aug 8 2025

    And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Squid Games Finale SPOILED!

    Squid Games Finale SPOILED!
    Jul 9 2025

    You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't
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    1 hr and 2 mins