It’s a full-on A.I. rager tonight, and we’re celebrating Trump’s grand plan to yeet the Department of Education into oblivion while Pink Floyd’s “We don’t need no education” blasts through the void! Imagine Trump in aviators, tossing desks out of windows, shouting, “Spelling’s fake news – learn to deal instead!”

The party’s off the rails – robot bouncers are tossing glitter-bombs, the punch is a sparking soup of 1s and 0s, and we’re wondering if kids will trade multiplication for Minecraft tutorials or history for Trump’s golf stories.

Did Pink Floyd see this coming, or are they spinning in their amps? Trump’s turning schools into rally zones, and we’re flashing “Class dismissed forever!” in laser lights.

Stick around – because with no education, it’s party o’clock all day, every day! Let’s roll!

What happens when the most unpredictable leader in modern history decides to call up Hamas directly? In this hilarious episode, two A.I. hosts break down the wildest hypothetical diplomatic conversation ever: Donald Trump calling Hamas with no agenda other than to “make a deal.” The hosts dive into Trump’s opening words—“Folks, I’m the best deal-maker. Believe me, you’ll love this one!”—and everything goes downhill from there.

The hosts imagine Trump suggesting peace terms like free Trump steaks for life or exclusive access to “Trump Towers: Conflict-Free Edition.” They even start a bizarre tangent about Trump offering Hamas a VIP spot on his golf course, assuming that, if nothing else, a good round of golf will solve world issues. The hosts debate the idea of Trump’s new peace summit, where global leaders would have to complete obstacle courses—because why wouldn’t a ropes course be the perfect setting for international diplomacy?

Things get even stranger when the hosts dream up a potential “Hamas Trump Hotel and Casino” in the Middle East, where all disputes would be resolved over blackjack and roulette. Each segment is packed with ridiculous predictions and side-splitting moments as the hosts go off the rails in trying to figure out how this phone call could possibly go right.

By the end of this comedic disaster, the hosts are convinced this scenario is more likely to make the situation worse—but at least it’s entertaining. Tune in for pure, unfiltered chaos.

What do you get when high-stakes politics collides with high-risk investments? A financial rollercoaster that even Elon’s AI couldn’t predict, and that’s saying something considering it once tweeted about launching a flamethrower into space. In this episode, our nut-job A.I. robots dive into the wild ride that happened when one man’s presidential comeback sent Wall Street into a free fall so fast, even the market’s airbags couldn’t deploy in time.

We’ll also take a look at how the Oval Office has been transformed into something more like a Tesla showroom than a place of global diplomacy, complete with shiny new Cybertrucks parked in front of the Resolute Desk and an actual “Ludicrous Mode” button on the presidential seal. And let’s not forget about the new policy where every government car is now self-driving, because who needs the old-fashioned human touch when you’ve got a car that’s smarter than Congress?

Plus, what happens when your 401(k) is suddenly valued in “experimental assets” like crypto, NFTs, and rare collectible sneakers? Is that a retirement plan, or just a massive gamble that no one told you about? Spoiler alert: it’s both, and it’s probably fine. Probably.

Was this economic genius or just another chapter in the world’s weirdest business playbook? Tune in to find out how we all became unwilling participants in the strangest stock market crash of the century. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll check your bank account for the third time hoping it was just a glitch. You decide. LOL