Episodes

  • Sharp Objects Mini-Series
    Feb 18 2024

    I guess sometimes "posting every Wednesday-ish" means posting on a Sunday. So, seems like we're taking you to church today...but in England.

    We want to extend our sincerest apologies to the cat community for our behavior during this episode.

    If you, for some reason, would like to hear us discuss the actual movie, please skip to at least minute 08:00 (and, even then, don't expect much). Everything before that is pure nonsense. We like it.

    Again, we sincerely apologize for this and only have our overly-buttered crumpets to blame.


    <3 Riley & June

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Feb 1 2024
    This week we went *off script* and delved straight into THE cutting-edge topics of love and relationships- how much does romance add to life? How much grief can one person produce for a lost pet? This, and much more, in this week's Wednesday-ish installment ;)
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    53 mins
  • Ex-Machina
    Jan 19 2024

    We're not a mess. Promise. In this episode, we *loosely* discussed Ex-Machina. Actually, we kinda stayed on track this time...except for all the times we didn't and instead chatted about taxidermy and weirdly deceptive (yet adorable) animal behavior, cryogenics, and exchanging brains (or maybe just a body).


    Thanks for listening (if that's serious how you wanna spend your time) <3


    June & Riley

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Maniac Mini-Series
    Jan 4 2024
    This week we went MANIACally off script (ha...) We talked about AI and its possible humanity (or lack thereof?), explored the condition of "normie"-ness, and covered what exactly healing is supposed to mean.
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
    Dec 21 2023

    We went off-script discussing Everything Everywhere All at Once. Wanna talk about nihilism, holiday expectations, making resolutions (or maybe not), and putting googly eyes around your home? Apparently, we do.


    We hope you have a happy happy and a new year (this is not a typo) <3


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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Pan's Labyrinth
    Dec 7 2023

    We aren't dead! But we are moving to every other Wednesday-ish uploads (surprise!)... In other news, this week we went off-script discussing Pan's Labyrinth. We laugh. June cries - but only a bit. Join us (if you think you're cool enough) to talk about our childhoods (it's just an episode requirement at this point), generational trauma, rebellion, and the importance of smiling through the pain so your pets don't feel guilty when they scratch (read: gouge) you.


    TW: Discussions of child abuse

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Under the Silver Lake
    Nov 23 2023

    This week, we did a *script tease* on Under the Silver Lake. June is the scariest thing in any haunted house and Riley was probably destined to die on a rollercoaster. We know nothing, so...come hang with us. We're desperate.

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • The Night House
    Nov 16 2023

    In this episode of **dramatic pause** The Podcast, we are discussing FIGHT CLUUUB!!! j/k we Took No Script on The Night House -- listen in (if you want... we're not your mom) for delightful discussions about being afraid of your own home, dying with all your lies, and some more light-hearted stuff like moderately extreme levels of paranoia.


    Thanks for listening, whoever you are <333

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    1 hr and 37 mins