In this Rules as Written episode, we dive into Paranoia, the tabletop RPG where the rules are unreliable, the GM is your enemy, and knowing how the game works is a capital crime. Focusing on Paranoia XP, we examine how the system deliberately weaponizes mechanics like hidden target numbers, arbitrary modifiers, mutant powers, clone death, and secret societies to enforce mistrust and institutional chaos. This episode breaks down how Paranoia’s rules are not meant to create fairness or balance, but to model bureaucracy, blame, and control, making it one of the clearest examples of a game where Rules as Written are not just part of play, but the core joke and the core threat.

In this episode of Tales & Tactics, we take a close look at Pillage, the 2025 tabletop wargame release from Victrix. Designed for fast, aggressive play with a strong historical flavour, Pillage delivers decisive clashes, clear battlefield roles, and a ruleset that rewards momentum and bold decision making. We break down the rules as written, examining how the core mechanics function at the table and how the game balances accessibility with tactical depth. Drawing on multiple games played prior to recording, we discuss what Pillage does particularly well, how it flows in practice, and why it succeeds as a pick up and play system without feeling shallow. From command decisions to combat resolution, this episode reflects on why Pillage has quickly earned a regular place on the tabletop.

In this Beyond the Book episode of Tales & Tactics, we examine how turns and timing shape play in RPGs and wargames, from rigid "I go you go" structures and phased turns to initiative systems, simultaneous actions, and narrative timing. We explore how different approaches to sequencing time affect pacing, tension, fairness, player agency, and cognitive load, and why certain genres demand precision while others thrive on flexibility. Ultimately, this episode looks past the surface mechanics to show how timing systems quietly guide player behavior, tactical thinking, and the overall feel of a game at the table.