Episodes

  • Tall Dwarf Tavern – Zendikar Trailer

    Tall Dwarf Tavern – Zendikar Trailer
    Oct 24 2019
    Show your friends! Show your family! Show your dog! Make anyone small enough that you can restrain them listen to this cringy trailer for the niche podcast about that weird game that you're always reading about but never play because your handful of friends are too cool for it! Just do what we do. Therapy is expensive, but you can make strangers on the internet listen to you act out your repressed mental issues for FREE!
    Show More Show Less
    1 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 0 – An Introduction to the Multiverse

    Zendikar: Episode 0 – An Introduction to the Multiverse
    Oct 25 2019
    In this, the inaugural episode of Tall Dwarf Tavern, Dakotah our Dungeon Master introduces us to the Zendikar setting created by Wizards of the Coast, and we are introduced to our Affa-ble but distractable group of heroes; Vali (Kyle), Skeeve (Stephen), Mordir (Taylor) and Davidson P. Edward Jones III (Dave), as they prepare to enter a dangerous and ever changing world. In addition, an odd transmission was received that we've added to the beginning. It's contents was…troubling, but only time will tell if anything will come of it…
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Zendikar: Episode 1 – The Largest City of Three People

    Zendikar: Episode 1 – The Largest City of Three People
    Oct 25 2019
    We begin our journey in the Evolving Wilds of Zendikar! Our party meets up in the coastal city of Seagate and deals with fantasy Green Card problems, constant and unrelenting machismo, stacks of W-40 forms in triplicate, and a joke that simply refuses to die.
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Zendikar: Episode 2 – A Rock and a Hard Place

    Zendikar: Episode 2 – A Rock and a Hard Place
    Nov 13 2019
    Our intrepid explorers set off with their Pelakka Foundation guides Jori En and Mzali, in search of ancient secrets hidden in the Oran Rief coral highlands. On the journey over they encounter forgotten friends, fill gaping holes, and used up at least a couple episodes worth of Nat 20s.
    Show More Show Less
    Less than 1 minute
  • Zendikar: Episode 3 – Dogs and Seamen First

    Zendikar: Episode 3 – Dogs and Seamen First
    Nov 26 2019
    The lads make a fiery egress from the ruined tower and are christened as full fledged adventures. After figuring out accommodations at a familiar (but not too familiar) tavern, they take on their first solo mission; the Quest for Pure Flame. Along the way they put on a production of Fantasy Titanic and appear to have used up all their luck in Episode 2! Sad!
    Show More Show Less
    Less than 1 minute
  • Zendikar: Episode 4 – I Would Like to BLAAARGH

    Zendikar: Episode 4 – I Would Like to BLAAARGH
    Dec 17 2019
    After their near-fatal naval adventure, are heroes put up a brave fight against the Kargan barbarians, filled with savage attacks and brilliant displays of spellmanship. Wait, oh no...friendly fire was on this whole time? Shoot...oh well. After their fight and a brief stint in a barbarian waiting room, they come face to face with their foe's chief, the great Skoalbad, and our given a healthy but seemingly lethal dose of humility.
    Show More Show Less
    Less than 1 minute
  • Zendikar: Episode 5 – Can We Get Some More Deer in Here?

    Zendikar: Episode 5 – Can We Get Some More Deer in Here?
    Dec 31 2019
    With Mordir cast into a pit of magma by Skoalbad, the rest of our group is unsure of the path forward. Do they try and escape? Do they fight? Reduced to 3 people, alliances must be made and new friends found if the boys hope to get out of this predicament!
    Show More Show Less
    Less than 1 minute
  • Zendikar: Episode 6 – Skoalbad You Can Smell It

    Zendikar: Episode 6 – Skoalbad You Can Smell It
    Jan 15 2020
    The party is reunited again as Mordir falls from the chandelier! Will it be enough to overcome Skoalbad, the Kargan Bandit Lord, however? The boys face their first boss fight in the fiery chamber of the Pure Flame. Their allies are prepared and their weapons ready, but once it's all said and done will a missed connection come back to bite them in the butt? And the head? And...everywhere else...?
    Show More Show Less
    Less than 1 minute