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The Absurd Files

The Absurd Files

Written by: Shepherd Company
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The Shepherd Company is releasing select case files in the interest of maintaining public awareness. New materials are published every other Friday, documenting paradoxical incidents under Milton's review.


Reality is a suggestion. Paperwork is binding.

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Episodes
  • I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002

    I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002
    Jan 30 2026

    Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker.

    Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight.

    New case files released every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

    🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC

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    24 mins
  • Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001

    Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001
    Jan 16 2026

    Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy.

    Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company.


    New case files released every other Friday at noon PST.
    Follow for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

    🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC

    📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc

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    20 mins
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