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The Almighty Pineapple

The Almighty Pineapple

Written by: Vida Valdes
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Welcome to The Almighty Pineapple where spirit, truth & a little Cuban Bruja collide. This is your space for real talk about healing, ancestral wisdom, shadow work, inner child exploration, boundaries, spirituality & everything in between. Each episode is sitting down with your wise slightly spicy bestie, raw, honest & full of insights to help you step into your power, embrace your authenticity & live your highest life. Whether you’re here to unpack your trauma, ignite your spiritual journey or just get a dose of unapologetic guidance, this podcast serves it all. Plug in & enjoy!Vida Valdes Spirituality
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  • Day 23 - Honoring the Body That Protects
    Feb 21 2026

    Welcome to Day 23 of our Shadow Work Series! Today, we reflect on a powerful question: “How has my body protected me even when I wasn’t listening?” ✨

    Let’s be real: your body has been your ride-or-die since day one. She’s been loyally present through heartbreak, sickness, anxiety, and exhaustion—always showing up for you, even when you didn't return the favor.

    That heartbeat? It keeps going. Those lungs? Still working hard. That gut instinct? It continues to whisper warnings of “danger,” even when ignored. 👀

    And yet, how often have you skipped meals, pushed through pain, silenced her calls for rest, or looked in the mirror with negativity? More times than you might want to admit. But guess what? She STILL carried you. She protected you, fought for you, and never abandoned you.

    💥 Here’s the straight talk: Stop treating your body like it’s the problem. She’s not your enemy—she’s your bodyguard. Without her unwavering support, you wouldn’t even be here, engaging in this transformative shadow work.

    Take a moment today to pause. Place your hand over your heart. Feel its rhythm. Thank your body out loud. Say:“Thank you for never giving up on me. Thank you for carrying me when I didn’t carry myself.”

    Then, show her some love: feed her nourishing foods, allow her to rest, hydrate her, and move her gently. She deserves celebration, not criticism. 🌹

    📝 Journal Prompt: Write down three ways your body has protected you, even when you weren’t listening. Then, write her a love note—express your gratitude, apologize if needed, and promise to listen more closely moving forward.

    Remember, your body isn’t broken; it has been your protector all along. Join us for this affirming episode as we cultivate a deeper appreciation for our bodies and their incredible resilience! 💖

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    2 mins
  • Day 21 - Unpacking Trauma Responses
    Feb 21 2026

    Welcome to Day 21 of our Shadow Work Series! Today, we delve into an important exploration: “What physical habits are trauma responses dressed up as personality?”

    Bestie, some of the habits you call “just me” might actually be survival mechanisms wearing a cute disguise.

    📱 Scroll addiction? That’s disassociating in action.
    💼 Hustle culture? It’s a fear of slowing down.
    🐝 That busy bee energy? It’s a way of avoiding your feelings.

    These habits may have once served as coping strategies to protect you, but they do not define who you truly are. It's time to question their origins. Ask yourself: Where did I learn this? Is it serving me, or is it stealing from my peace and authenticity?

    Join us today as we unravel these layered habits, encouraging you to distinguish between who you are and who you’ve had to become. It’s time to reclaim your true self!

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    3 mins
  • Day 22 - Burying the Old You to Embrace the New
    Feb 20 2026

    Welcome to Day 22 of our Shadow Work Series! Today, we explore a deep and transformative question: “What am I afraid to release because I don’t know who I’ll be without it?”

    Often, we cling to outdated versions of ourselves because they feel safe. Even when they are messy, heavy, or no longer serve us, the familiarity can be comforting. But the unknown can be more daunting than the pain we've come to know.

    The truth is, the version of you that feels tired, bitter, scared, or stuck served a purpose. They protected you, helped you survive, and imparted invaluable lessons. Now it’s time to allow them to rest.

    Today’s shadow work challenge is intentionally dramatic: hold a funeral for your old self.🖤 Light a candle.
    🖤 Don your black outfit.
    🖤 Write a eulogy for the parts of you that no longer serve your highest self.
    🖤 Then release them—bury the paper, burn it, rip it, or throw it away.

    You don’t need to know exactly who you will become without those old patterns, habits, or identities; your spirit already knows. The new you is brighter, freer, and more powerful, just waiting to shine.

    So, the real question for you today is: What are you brave enough to bury so you can finally rise? Join us for this transformative episode as we honor the past and make way for your magnificent future!

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    3 mins
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