This book is what happens when you take the existential dread you had as a teen and make it a novel. In this episode, host Stephanie and guest Kristin take on bestseller The Midnight Library, a book that seems to be universally loved in a way that we just don't get. Have you ever wanted to revisit every stupid decision you ever made? Main character Nora Seed does just that, and we pulled along with her to every regret she's ever had. (omg I just realized her last name is Seed and hers is the "Root" life, and you will NEVER convince me that wasn't on purpose.)

Anyway, Nora learns a bunch of lessons about how life could always be worse, and that yes, sorry, this maybe really is as good as it gets.

Is it an autobiography or is it self-help? Bad news, it's both! This book made us feel both called out and offended, and left us perfectly satisfied with how unproductive we are.

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Strap in, y'all, pun absolutely intended. This episode is all about the classic romantic fan fiction that took the world by storm and reinforced the notion that stalking is peak romance.

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Grab your favorite vintage of red wine (or a vial of O-negative, we don't judge) because this week, Stephanie and Lindsey are diving into the Bodleian Library to unpack Deborah Harkness’s A Discovery of Witches. It’s so slow we actually aged three centuries just waiting for them to hold hands.

In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane to revisit Twilight, a book that launched a thousand Tumblr accounts and innumerable codependent relationships. What's so appealing about Bella? Why does Edward keep going back to high school instead of getting a job? Why did Stephenie Meyer spell her name like that? We don't have answers to any of these questions, but we have a lot of opinions about this book. Cover your neck while we sink our teeth into this legendary tome.

Pick up a copy of the Christine's coloring book here!

Who did it? Who deserved it? Who should have been left off the guest list, from the start? Almost everyone, honestly. This farce of a wedding takes place at the least romantic place on earth, complete with bog bodies, frat boys, and murder most foul!

We love a messy bitch, but this one takes the wedding cake (sorry, not sorry).

We took a little break over the summer to recharge and get through a little bit of our TBR pile, but we missed you so we're easing back in with a bonus episode about The Housemaid. Stephanie did some extra homework, which left her with just a bit more she needed to share, and Lindsey was gracious enough to let her.

Let's dive back in together!

This time, on The Bad Book Club, we’re venturing into the steamy, stabby, and suspiciously sexy world of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.

Feyre loves crossing boundaries, Tamlin is allergic to communication, and Lucien is that one coworker who’s overqualified and under-appreciated. Honestly, everybody sucks except Lucien.