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The Beast Beneath The Bed

The Beast Beneath The Bed

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 Greetings Fellow Folktale, Fairytale and Fable Friends!

Welcome to the podcast that checks out whether these ancient tales still have anything even remotely interesting to tell us! Hosted by us, (us being Tantri and Kirsten, the hostesses with the mostesses), we examine topics from Goldilocks to Bluebeard, and fantastical foods to Ugly Stepmothers- and because we can multi-task, we peer into the darkness (for you because we kinda like you) to see if these stories have anything to tell us about these end times we are living in (because seriously, what the hells bells is going on out there?).

Funny and cynical, this pod will make you laugh, maybe weep (because who builds a room for all their dead wives, really. Oh yeah, Jeffrey Dahmer did just that) and hopefully think about the world we live in today. As you'll hear, humans have been preoccupied with the same question throughout time, "how in the ever-loving world did we end up in this sh1t?" Well, here, you might find some answers.

Oh, and you'll also have to dodge a very persistent squirrel. Social Sciences
Episodes
  • 13: DELICIOUS BON BONS, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

    13: DELICIOUS BON BONS, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
    Oct 12 2025
    HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THIS BON-BON EPISODE! (I don't really, just trying to get your attention!)

    So, this is how this little sweet episode begins:

    "There lived in Boston a wise and ancient chemist by the name of Dr. Daws, who dabbled somewhat in magic. There also lived in Boston a young lady by the name of Claribel Sudds, who was possessed of much money, little wit and an intense desire to go upon the stage.

    So Claribel went to Dr. Daws and said:

    "I can neither sing nor dance; I cannot recite verse nor play upon the piano; I am no acrobat nor leaper nor high kicker; yet I wish to go upon the stage. What shall I do?"

    "Are you willing to pay for such accomplishments?" asked the wise chemist.

    "Certainly," answered Claribel, jingling her purse.

    "Then come to me to-morrow at two o'clock," said he."

    I MEAN, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? Partially a story about not leaving your packages unattended, partially a story about greed and ego, and partially about how chocolate can be the unwitting accomplice in making your life a living hell, this episode is sure to satisfy that sweet tooth of yours!

    In the public domain and gleaned from the delicious archives of InternetArchive.Org, enjoy at your own risk!
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    14 mins
  • 7: SOUL FOOD BY BOBBY TIMMONS

    7: SOUL FOOD BY BOBBY TIMMONS
    Oct 12 2025
    Be sure to check out this delightful song from the album "Soul Food" by Bobby Timmons, released by Prestige in 1966. To read a little bit more about this groundbreaking jazz artist, read his Wiki!

    Soul Food, the album includes such songs as "Source Meat" and "Turkey Wings" and is a gorgeous album about all things food. Click here to listen!

    For a recipe for baked turkey wings, look no further, cause Grandbaby Cakes has got you covered! Baked Turkey Wings

    And if you want to read a newspaper article reviewing all of the delectable Minnesota State Fair foods, including something called the Sweet Squeaker, which is White cheddar cheese curds coated in a funnel cake batter, deep-fried, and topped with a scoop of fresh lemon whipped cream click here!

    Dear God.
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    8 mins
  • 6: WE ARE ALL JUST TUBES ~ FORBIDDEN FOODS IN FAIRY TALES!

    6: WE ARE ALL JUST TUBES ~ FORBIDDEN FOODS IN FAIRY TALES!
    Oct 12 2025
    YES, EVERYONE, WE ARE ACTUALLY ALL JUST TUBES!

    Welcome to Episode Six you all, where we discuss fairy tale food, starvation and how food can change the plot...whether it is forbidden or just too much, whether it has a curse on it, or is full of gluten, so many of the food items in fairy tales are there to move the plot...and Tantri and I welcomed the gustatory feast of this conversation, because it turned out delicious!

    To hear another's idea of why we are all just tubes, click here for John Green's Insta and his feelings on it!

    Did you know that there is a Brother's Grimm cookbook, by author Robert Tuesley Anderson, where you can learn to make all sorts of fairy tale dishes? From Spider's Web Pancakes (eewww, sticky!) to Potted Cheese, you're sure to find all your favorites here in this little tome! Now get to cooking!

    And from Sesame Street this little gem: Fairy Tales Today: A Food Strike!
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    53 mins
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