What if we're all just being too prude? The fellas are joined by Sex & Relationship Coach, Gemma Nice, to discuss the concept of erotica dosing, attachment styles, and EFTs.

Prepare for some self-reflection perhaps the most substantive episode of The Big If ever.

What went into the decision to paint the Arnold Water Tower blue?

In this politically sensitive episode, the boys wade into conspiracy territory to discuss the Arnold City Council, the Public Water Supply District 1 of Jefferson County, and the key players involved in perhaps the most disappointing event ever to strike Arnold, Missouri.

Was there collusion between council members and the Public Water board? Who was in the room during the closed door City Council meeting on August 12, 2015? Are we just impassioned crazies who don't know what tf we're talking about? Listen up as Luther and D'Angelo embark on a new path with renewed purpose, and attempt to track down answers to the most consequential mystery in Arnold history.

IF YOU have any information or opinions about this fateful turn of events, please reach out at thebigifpod@gmail.com

Is girth in the eye of the beholder? The guys team up to talk about transatlantic masturbation, pulling back the cloak of anonymity, and the official size classifications of a micro-penis (P.S., it's 3.67").

It's not all dirty talk though, as the guys contemplate the fallout of political violence and this year's presidential election. RIP to Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons. Thanks to our new sponsor, Rita's Dead Cats.

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