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The Bird and the Bandit

The Bird and the Bandit

Written by: Briana and Sophie
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First things first… we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. We have no official qualifications when it comes to fertility, pregnancy, parenting, relationships, …nada. So if you’ve come here looking for certified, reliable advice, you’ve taken a wrong turn.

We’re just two gals, who love a tipple, who’ve been/are going through it, and wanna uncover the unspoken nitty, gritty, sticky, tricky, lonely, funny, wild shit that never gets spoken about out loud.

So if you’re up on your fifth feed of the night, preparing for the romantic, perfectly timed and temperature tested, pre breakfast, legs up attempt at love (ha! *baby) making, or just want to see if you can make sense of any of this mayhem along with us, we’d love to have you.

Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones & Bandit 🍷🍼👯‍♀️

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Episodes
  • BABs Does Tumut - Part Two

    BABs Does Tumut - Part Two
    Oct 7 2025

    Welcome back for Part Two of BABs Tumut!

    If you haven't listened to Part One, head back and catch up on that first and meet the gals that are about to pour their hearts and souls out again here in Part Two.

    This time we move in to a discussion about something so many of us suffer in silence with. The cruel and unusual mystery that is endometriosis. Among other topics covered today, this is a raw and vulnerable (and tipsy) chat that will be all too familiar with so many of you. And if it hasn't effected you directly, you can bet ya sweet bippy someone you love and care about has or is dealing with it as we speak.


    So get yourself a nice chilled glass, fill it all the way up - we certainly did, believe it or not, and settle in. And be sure to let us know your thoughts x


    Cheers, BAB Cheers!

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    26 mins
  • BABs Does Tumut

    BABs Does Tumut
    Sep 8 2025

    We’ve taken a short, much needed break in wine country… but it hasn’t all been restful!


    While we were on our little hiatus we were working on something very special - our biggest episode yet.


    We were joined by some of our nearest and dearest over a wine or two, to talk about their experiences, that we know will hit home for a lot of our listeners.


    We cover some of the hard topics that our beautiful friends have dealt with over the years, and hear first hand what their experiences have been with fertility, loss, endometriosis, love, and all that lovely stuff.


    Tune in Monday bright and early, and bring your tissues. If ya don’t laugh ya cry (or both) 😘


    Cheers BABs x

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    38 mins
  • Dynamics - Part 2

    Dynamics - Part 2
    Jun 3 2025

    The Bird and the Bandit are back for Part 2 of Dynamics. Leaning further into the dynamic changes in relationships when it comes to one of our favourite topics...sex. How has the most intimate and fun rendezvous changed from the steamy, carefree party-for-two, to a carefully timed, scheduled duty, and how to we keep that spark to keep sizzling? Is it possible? Fuck yes it is (but how??). Maybe you can make an omelette without cracking a few eggs??

    We cannot wait to see the feedback from this one. Let us know your thoughts or maybe your own experiences.


    Cheers, BAB Cheers x

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    28 mins
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