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The Blackout Diaries

The Blackout Diaries

Written by: Starburns Audio
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Hilarious and true drinking stories, recorded at the live Blackout Diaries show in Chicago. Hosted by Sean Bair-Flannery and CJ Sullivan, two standup comedians and friends who have been featured on Comedy Central, Sirius Radio, NPR and more. They have over 30 years of standup experience between them and about 800 missed flights.Starburns Audio Performing Arts Stand-up Shows
Episodes
  • #127 The World Gets Drunk & Falls For Soccer

    #127 The World Gets Drunk & Falls For Soccer
    Jul 15 2026
    Blackout Diaries is back with a special World Cup episode. We talk about how US towns are being drunk-dry of beer from international fans and how Trump got a red card reversed, causing a lot of first-time US soccer fans to realize how corrupt FIFA is. This leads to a general corruption theme where we talk about FIFA bribes and other hilarious grifters including biohacker Bryan Johnson who claims he will live forever online but was just diagnoses with an incurable disease.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • #126 Sam Gets Drunk & Strips

    #126 Sam Gets Drunk & Strips
    Jun 3 2026
    Sammy Hardwood shares some stories about what it's like to be a male stripper before our live audience in Chicago. Sammy then joins CJ and Sean in the studio to tell a few more stories and detail all the questions you get when you work as a male stripper. CJ and Sean share their own stories about strippers and strip clubs, like the time a stripper used her implants to nearly concuss a man a breakfast. And we share some crazy national stories including a town where the mayor led a mob to burn down a strip club and a LA strip club whose sign keeps landing them in trouble.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • #125 Billionaires Get Drunk & Buy Things

    #125 Billionaires Get Drunk & Buy Things
    May 15 2026
    CJ and Sean talk about the recently-departed Ted Turner, an old-school billionaire who seemed like he'd be fun to have a beer with. We laugh about how he ran the Braves as almost a barnstorming gag team in the early 1980s and his confidence that the American public did not have sophisticated taste in television. CJ shares some stories about Derek Stevens, the official billionaire of The Blackout Diaries- a good-timing, vintage Casino owner that CJ knows from his sports gambling world. We also share some of the details emerging from the Sam Altman / Elon Musk trial, and how Altman seems to be a hilarious liar. And in Sean's neck of the woods, there is a Wisconsin business magnate who keeps promising his brewery will giveaway free beer the day Trump dies.
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    59 mins
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