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The Bottom

The Bottom

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 Captain Wetwipe seeks guidance from Charles Spank, the lowlife at rock bottom who once stood at the top. Spank is out of shape, out of practice—but not out of instinct. As he begins his climb back upward, he’s forced to do it the hard way: by dragging others with him. Now joined by 9 Milligram Cam—a frail, nicotine-addicted drifter who wandered in at the wrong moment—the climb becomes crowded, tense, and unpredictable. Listen as Charles Spank attempts to rise again while pulling Captain Wetwipe and Cam forward, forming an uneasy army built on pressure, rivalry, and instinct.

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Episodes
  • Cracks in the Army

    Cracks in the Army
    Jan 23 2026
    As the army begins its climb, unity proves harder to maintain than expected. Captain Wetwipe, the wayward disciple, struggles to balance loyalty with ambition, while 9 Milligram Cam, the hollow drifter, grows increasingly uneasy with the path ahead. Watching it all unfold is Charles Spank, the fallen Don, who demands discipline even as the tension between his would-be prodigies begins to rise. With progress comes pressure—and pressure reveals cracks. As doubts surface and motives collide, the question becomes whether this army can truly move as one… or if the climb itself will tear it apart.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Boots in the Dirt, War in the Air

    Boots in the Dirt, War in the Air
    Jan 17 2026

    Captain Wetwipe is finding his footing when 9 Milligram Cam arrives—frail, nicotine-addicted, and quietly calculating. As Charles Spank pulls them together, attention becomes currency, labels turn into weapons, and an old rivalry between lowlife and gentleman begins to surface. Discipline is imposed, lines are drawn, and the first march forward begins.

    This is the moment before everything turns chaotic.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • The Don Still Walks

    The Don Still Walks
    Jan 10 2026

    Captain Wetwipe, the Wayward Disciple, realizes he has reached the bottom. Directionless and worn down, he hears rumors that Charles Spank—the Fallen Don—is still alive. Desperate for guidance, Wetwipe sets out to find him. When he does, Charles is reluctant. Not because he doubts Wetwipe—but because helping him means confronting his own fall. To rise, Charles knows he’ll have to climb again himself, dragging Wetwipe up alongside him. Out of practice, not out of instinct.

    These are the conversations they had at the bottom—before the ascent began.

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    59 mins
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