We discuss foreign traveling and pumping. Lock in.

We decided not to joke. Be prepared to not laugh. Have you ever ordered homeless people to have sex in front of a friend's Ring camera? Neither have we. Fuck boy, lock in.

WE CRANKIN HAWG TO GREGORY BOVINO. FINNA LAST, LONGTIME. DON'T LEAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE THE MIRACLE HAPPENS, in an ice agent's cargo pants. DO MIRACLES ACTUALLY HAPPEN? OH BEHAVE, DONKEY. #MUG

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Hasan has had his Twitch account banned once again, marking his first ban of 2026, but far from his first ban overall and he aint no spring chicken...

Books, babes, and the good parts. Sometimes familial ties are cute, zombie style. Good until you lose it. Think about the last time you cranked your hawg, now think about us. Who would JC crank to? Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that zombussy. Hit the Patreon for a secret poll.

We talk glizzy facts... We do this while sucking a cold wet dawg. Chip realizes he was molested and remembers it with an association of a Michael Jackson "album". The squad even dives deep into some of Piss Angel's origins. But then, we finally become gay cryptozoologist and find out the TRUTH!

This threesome gobbles down america's next top white trash topic. We iron out the specs on how to unfreeze a guinea pig in a public urinal and sooo much more... You ever seen a Chevy with butterfly doors?

3 fine strapping gentleman discuss their new years resolutions and the validity of the Chinese having their own new years. Do you think they should have one? Also it's a month what's up with that? Dragons are scary!!!! Wrong hole, wrong hole. I told you twice now wrong hole. Why does nobody deliver Texas Roadhouse?