Army of Darkness is the reverse Kate and Leopold. Is it a good movie or do we just hold nostalgia in our hearts? No, it is a GREAT movie. 

We’re putting this podcast into hibernation for a bit, but we had to do this one. This weird, hard to market mess that flopped. We ask the brave questions: is Army of Darkness an Isekai? Has Covid made Tyler stupider? Why do bros like Donnie Darko so much?

Go out there and watch Army of Darkness (free on YouTube) and listen to us talk about it while sundowning the pod.

Do you wanna party? It’s party time. 

On Gaston! On Tiboy! Alcee! Nanette! Thaaaat’s right ho ho hooooo we’re talking the 2022 hallmark Christmas movie called My Southern Family Christmas. Joining us is Pixie (@firstorderpixie). 

Do you decorate for Christmas? Nate doesn’t. It’s a waste of effort. No hanging of the Christmas balls (ornaments?). We bandy about the bayou and learn about Louisiana Christmas. It’s wild. Meet the Christmas icon, Pere Noel. Meet his brother, The Whipping Father. 

WE ALSO DRINK THE LEMONADE THAT KILLS YOU!!

This stupid hallmark movie is surprisingly watchable. It’s not good but it’s effective. Check it out maybe.

Did you know that sometimes when an Elvis talks about their rod, their prick, their worm that they’re really talking about their virility and zeal for life? Who knew!

The makers of BUBBA HOTEP knew. That’s right, boils and ghouls, we’re watching the 2004 Bruce masterpiece.

We got Werner Herzog action figures. We got a condemnation of retirement homes. We got a black JFK. We got some words of power from our book of magic. We got the creeping lamentations that life is impermanent and one day we may recoil into a hive of regret and loss and pain. We got it all! So won’t you come down down down by the river with us.

Watch Bubba Hotep on prime.