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The Buddie System: A 9-1-1 Yapathon

The Buddie System: A 9-1-1 Yapathon

Written by: Han Cil & Rachel
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Three friends uncover the surprising depths of a procedural show that masterfully balances laughable unseriousness with charming characters and heartwarming stories. The Buddie System Podcast embarks on witty, insightful conversations analyzing the characters and relationships on 9-1-1 through an elevated critical lens.Copyright 2026 Han, Cil, & Rachel Art
Episodes
  • The Boy Aqueerium: Heated Rivalry Episode 1
    Jan 15 2026

    As lovers of good television and queer stories, Heated Rivalry has bewitched us body and soul, so we’re taking a field trip with our bestie Niki to the gay boy aquarium (and hopefully you’re joining us)!

    We’re applying our thoughtful media analysis from our usual format — where we yap about the show 9-1-1 — to the best book to screen adaptation we’ve ever seen!

    This week Han, Cil, Rachel, and Niki dive into the production, music, parallels, and changes from the book by Rachel Reid that make this an absolutely captivating episode of TV, championed by writer and director, Jacob Tierney.

    We share our first impressions and review of Episode 1 “Rookies” with plenty of flowers for the acting powerhouses of Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov and Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander.

    Then cool off in the penalty box where we defend Yuna Hollander’s honor against the internet’s media illiteracy, you don’t need to read the book to know that she’s a MOAT (Mother of All Time).

    Party like it’s 2008, grab your iPod nano, and listen to our many thoughts on the first episode of Heated Rivalry!

    📔 Articles & References

    🫂 Exploring Similarities Between Shane Hollander & Eddie Diaz – Check out this week’s Patreon-exclusive Best Buddies Mini-Segment here!

    💦🐤 Our Reaction to Heated Rivalry’s Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams Read Thirst Tweets – Patreon Exclusive!

    📰 Heated Rivalry Cast & Crew Press, thoroughly compiled by _mika60_ on Twitter 🫶🏼

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    The Buddie System is a Nerdvergent Media production.

    Music by DIV!NITY

    Chapters

    (00:00:00) Intro

    (00:00:27) Welcome to the AQUEERium

    (00:01:36) Starting Lineup - Co-Host Introductions

    (00:07:59) Post-Game Highlights - Episode Recap

    (00:17:56) Line Change - Reaction & Episode Review

    (00:32:32) Chirp of the Week - Loving Roasts

    (00:38:01) Man in the Crease - Production Appreciation

    (00:46:39) Mirror Watch

    (00:54:08) Blocking in the Locker Room Scene

    (01:00:11) Needle Drop

    (01:02:25) Hat Trick - Three-Peats of the...

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Eddie Diaz Queer Coding: Dating (Good Luck, Babe!)
    Jan 8 2026

    It’s fine, it’s cool, Eddie can tell a priest “I’m straight,” but we know the truth.

    This week Han, Cil, and Rachel take a thorough look at Eddie Diaz’s dating history with our rainbow glasses to spot the complex layers of queer coding!

    Eddie famously says, “I hate being forced to date, feels like I have to perform,” in Season 6 Episode 14 of 9-1-1, “Performance Anxiety.” Buck and Hen are not the only people who raised their eyebrows at that statement, and luckily for you we do have time to unpack all that!

    If you look up compulsory heterosexuality (comp-het) in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Eddie Diaz trying to pick up women at a golf course. This episode may sound like an Eddie Diaz roast, but we’re just reporting the news. This just in, Eddie cannot get it up (romantically) for women, and we’ve connected all the dots from his dating history in this episode to show you why.

    Think of it as a heterosexual post-mortem on why his relationships with Shannon, Ana, Marisol, and Kim failed spectacularly.

    You can kiss the clone of your dead ex-wife

    Date a former nun, let her catch you cheating

    You can say that you choose this life

    Break a new heart, another comp-het victim

    Well, good luck, Eddie!

    Episode title inspired by “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan

    📔 Articles & References

    🫂 What If Eddie Had Dated Tommy? – Check out this week’s Patreon-exclusive Best Buddies Mini-Segment here!

    📰 Ryan Guzman Reacts to the '9-1-1' Season 7 Finale's Biggest Twists, Collider

    📰 ‘9-1-1’ star Ryan Guzman reflects on Eddie’s journey leading up to Season 9 in exclusive interview, YardBarker

    🎞️ Take a Chance on Me, edit bu hedwiglitz on Twitter


    We are @buddiesystempod everywhere:

    TikTok

    Twitter

    Instagram

    Facebook

    Watch The Buddie System podcast episodes and our live reactions to the most recent 9-1-1 episodes on YouTube!

    Support us on Patreon or Ko-Fi for perks and extra content like access to our exclusive Discord, Fire Fam Chats, New 9-1-1 Episode Livestreams, and more!

    The Buddie System is a Nerdvergent Media production.

    Music by DIV!NITY


    Chapters

    (00:00:00) Intro

    (00:01:37) Queer Coding, Demisexuality, and...

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • The Life of a Showgirl (Buddie Version)
    Dec 31 2025

    Buck and Eddie keep it 100 on the land, the sea, and the sky!

    This week Han, Cil, and Rachel dive into Taylor Swift’s latest album and dig into the lyrics of each song to explain why they’re all about Buddie, actually (romantic).

    Join us on our journey through the album as we get pulled into the fire and take a look at how:

    1. Buck saves Eddie’s heart from the fate of Ophelia
    2. Buck would cry his eyes violet if Eddie ever left him
    3. Opalite is THE Buddie song of all time
    4. Eddie father figures his own parents
    5. Eldest Daughter is Eddie’s love letter to Buck
    6. Buddie need to ruin the friendship
    7. Actually Romantic is Eddie talking to Tommy
    8. Buck’s Wi$h LiSt is right in front of him
    9. Buck and Eddie will both be insufferable once they’re together
    10. The 118 are a cancelled family who sticks together
    11. Eddie can call Buck “Evan” if he wants
    12. Buck embodies the title track perfectly

    Now you know the life of a Buddie-girl, babe (and we wouldn’t have it any other way)!

    Episode title inspired by “The Life of a Showgirl” by Taylor Swift

    🎬 TLOAS Edits We Love! 😍

    🎞️ the fate of evan buckley [Fate of Ophelia edit] by evcnly, TikTok

    🎞️ this banger [Fate of Ophelia edit] by avryshwthorne, TikTok

    🎞️ tell me for real do you think it’s forever? [Elizabeth Taylor edit] by runninglikeabuckley, TikTok

    🎞️ everything always leads back to each other 🥹🥹 [Opalite edit] by thenfirecat, TikTok

    🎞️ I protect the family 👪 [Father Figure edit] by mvddiebuddies, TikTok

    🎞️ doomed found family trope i love you [Bobby Nash Father Figure edit] by swirlpoem, TikTok

    🎞️ my song!!! [Eldest Daughter edit] by secretgardensinmymind13, TikTok

    🎞️ Eldest Daughter edit by shadowssvxd, TikTok

    🎞️ they did, in fact, never break that...

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    1 hr and 49 mins
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