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The CooterCast

The CooterCast

Written by: Cade and Lauren
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 picture this: you’re looking for a podcast, something funny? something with hosts who are charismatic? captivating? entertaining? something that offers a unique perspective on life or interesting opinions? now, picture this: you’ve stumbled across the cootercast, you think “what the fuck is this?”, “who would name their podcast the cootercast?”, “how could such idiots have anything interesting to say?” finally, picture this: you click on the trailer, hoping to find a unique fresh take on the comedy genre. You listen to the whole thing, as each second goes by your hopes being crushed more and more as the two degenerates prove themselves to have none of the traits you were hoping for. but wait, suddenly you realize that this podcast is more than cum town rip off. It’s two people trying to make each other laugh and maintain their friendship in an ever-changing world. The cootercast, hosted by cade and lauren, is two dope fiends with daddy issues talking about everything from cades adventures with hemorrhoids to laurens intimate knowledge of fleshlights. Two people who are confidently incorrect about pretty much everything pontificating on the complexities of life with zero nuance and a lot of bad takes. email thecootercast@gmail.com Socials: Twitter https://twitter.com/the_cootercast Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thecootercast/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe8YqyEGB-js1FsgCce7wCw Website www.thecootercast.com Feed https://feeds.captivate.fm/the-cootercast/Cade and Lauren
Episodes
  • KidPix! Kidpix! Come on and Play with KidPix!

    KidPix! Kidpix! Come on and Play with KidPix!
    Aug 8 2023

    This week on The CooterCast: Cade wants to buy an SR-71, Lauren wants to comitt arson, and we discuss the suspicious nature of naming a program "KidPix".
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    45 mins
  • I Will Severely Injure Your Children

    I Will Severely Injure Your Children
    Apr 12 2023

    This week on The CooterCast: Cade doesn't know any funny women, Lauren hasn't seen any movies, and Melania seems like a bitch anyway.
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • I Have Been Reading a Lot About Necrophilia

    I Have Been Reading a Lot About Necrophilia
    Mar 22 2023

    This week on The CooterCast: Lauren has a solution to the adderall shortage, Cade thinks Casey Anthony should start an onlyfans, and we talk about hemorrhoids... again.
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    58 mins
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