Episodes

  • The Sassy Men Pandemic

    The Sassy Men Pandemic
    Oct 14 2024
    In this week’s episode, Maris and Russet tackle the real global crisis: the Sassy Men Pandemic. Forget bird flu, forget swine flu—this sass outbreak is spreading worldwide, and no one is safe from the finger snaps, side-eye, and clapbacks. They’ll dive into how it all started, the unmistakable symptoms, and whether these sass-laden men are a menace or the heroes we never knew we needed. So buckle up, darling—it’s going to be fabulously contagious!

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Man or Bear? Always pick the bear!!

    Man or Bear? Always pick the bear!!
    Oct 7 2024
    Russet and Maris are back at it again, in this chaotic episode they discuss the true showdown between Man Vs Bear, Do men really only fall in love once? And also discuss the importance of cleanliness especially in relationships.

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    56 mins
  • Grow up, Glow up, and bye bye Guilt

    Grow up, Glow up, and bye bye Guilt
    Sep 24 2024
    The lazy couch potatoes are back....again.... In this episode, Maris and Russet explore the journey of motherhood, self-discovery and the transition into their 30's. They tackle mum guilt, the importance of self care and the empowerment that comes from embracing personal growth.

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    52 mins
  • GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! SEASON 2 WOOP WOOP

    GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! SEASON 2 WOOP WOOP
    Aug 2 2024

    In this exciting episode of The Couch Potatoes, hosts Maris Piper and Russet Burbank make a long-awaited return, finally addressing their mysterious hiatus. After a prolonged absence without a word, they’re back with their signature blend of humor and insight, ready to reconnect with their audience.

    But that's not all—this episode also a link to a very special GoFundMe campaign that is close to the Couch Potatoes' hearts. Tune in to learn more about this meaningful causes and find out how you can support them. As always, expect a mix of laughs, updates, and heartfelt moments as Maris and Russet dive back into the world of podcasting!


    https://gofund.me/5bdfd77e


    1. Hey, what's up? Abu Abdullah is doing incredible work delivering life-saving aid to people in Gaza, and each donation can really make a difference. Could you click the link below to donate or share it with others? Thanks!



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    47 mins
  • Red Holy Cows and Ramadhan Wows

    Red Holy Cows and Ramadhan Wows
    Apr 1 2024
    Ramadhan Mubarak fellow Couch Potatoes! In this episode our hosts Maris and Russet share their hilarious and heartfelt Ramadhan journey, from battling food poisoning to navigating spiritual lows. Along the way, they delve into the curious case of the Red Heifers and the looming specter of the Dajjalic era. But fear not, listeners, for they wrap up with a tale guaranteed to uplift your spirits - the awe-inspiring story of the most blessed Waqf. Tune in for laughter, reflection, and a dash of divine wonder in this episode you won't want to miss!"

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    46 mins
  • The Number One Frenemy

    The Number One Frenemy
    Mar 4 2024


    In this long awaited episode Maris and Russet discuss the Friends who are actually Foes. That's right that undercover Op who watches your every move and awaits a moment of weakness before they pounce. This session will leave you questioning your friendships. Are the people around you really who they pretend to be? Join us for this juicy episode as these couch potatoes happily chat away about their experiences.

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    48 mins
  • After God, Fear Men

    After God, Fear Men
    Feb 16 2024

    In today's juicy session The Couch Potatoes discuss Podcast Bros, Marrying abroad, Polygamy, cheating and lots lots more... Join these chatterboxes for another hilarious episode.




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    48 mins
  • Battle of the Muzzmatch Trenches

    Battle of the Muzzmatch Trenches
    Jan 26 2024
    Snoozefest dates, jarring voices, forever swiping and fending off druggies- In today's hilarious episode Maris and Russet delve into the world of Muzz, rubbish friends and storm Isha!

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    41 mins