Happy Birthday, America! We threw you a party... sorry it sucks.

This week we're celebrating America's 250th birthday the only way we know how—with White Russians, weird news, fireworks, monster trucks, patriotic songs, and one very confused Australian joining us from Japan. We debate whether countries should celebrate each other's birthdays, rank America's greatest anthems, discover things that could only happen in the U.S., and somehow end up talking about Popeyes, strip clubs, and Denmark's complete lack of monster trucks.

Grab a hot dog, raise a beer, and celebrate America's birthday with us. 🇺🇸🍻

The universe continues.

This week, RC and Chris revisit 2008's The Incredible Hulk—a movie they both remembered very differently.

They discuss Edward Norton's Bruce Banner, Liv Tyler's unfair level of attractiveness, Rick Jones' mysterious disappearance from Hulk history, Stan Lee's questionable beverage choices, Bruce Banner's USB storage solutions, and whether Hulk is secretly a story about mental health.

They also draft their favorite characters, hunt for Easter eggs, debate whether Bruce Banner needs therapy or friends, and somehow end up talking about dad jokes, throwing up, and the legacy of Lou Ferrigno.

Plus:

• The Roger Harrington Draft Pick
• Hulk Invented Fitbit
• The Liv Tyler Appreciation Society
• Too Many Montages
• The One-Liner Tournament
• Why does nobody remember this movie?

One universe at a time.

Uncle Chris is in charge. You've been warned.

The boys survive a night at a small-town karaoke bar, meet some unforgettable characters, debate Marvel vs. DC, and discover that neither of them remembers nearly as many cartoon theme songs as they thought. Also: Book of Pennies, late-night HBO childhood trauma, and nostril hole cancer.