Episodes

  • Featuring The Exclusive First Play Of Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 6 (Jan 15-21)
    Jan 29 2026

    This week we share anecdotes about Louis van Gaal, Miles Jupp, Elis James, John Robins, Fern Brady and George Ezra. We join Bob Dylan in a youth hostel, and we receive an email from Lou Bega, with his brand new song. Plus Ellie tries to contact Joe Cocker, but to no avail, because he’s been dead for twelve years.


    Chapters

    (00:00:00) Jan 15 - ON A Plane With Louis van Gaal

    (00:13:17) Jan 16 - Fern Brady Didn’t Look At My Crotch

    (00:21:52) Jan 17 - IN A Youth Hostel With Bob Dylan

    (00:28:40) Jan 18 - An Email From Lou Bega

    (00:33:52) Jan 19 - I’ve Got a Hole IN My Hooter

    (00:41:28) Jan 20 - What’s The Time Mr Eagle?

    (00:48:14) Jan 21 - Ellie Tries To Contact Joe Cocker

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    54 mins
  • Widowed Women Shouting At Bees - Jan 8-15
    Jan 22 2026

    You rejoin us in the middle of our holiday in Marrakesh, where we become dramatically stranded in a ford, meet a funky imam, and pit three Moroccan teas against each other in our first non-European Herbal Tea Of The Week.

    Plus, I perform for a group of swingers, get attacked by two birds, and have another interesting backside-related experience—those three things aren’t related. We also enter the world of Angela, from the song Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega.


    Chapters:

    (00:00:00) Jan 8 - Ford Farce

    (00:16:38) Jan 9 - Funky Imam

    (00:28:00) Jan 10 - Herbal Tea Of The Week From Marrakesh

    (00:41:40) Jan 11 - Enter The Mind Of Angela

    (00:48:18) Jan 12 - Paradise Studios

    (00:52:47) Jan 13 - In Which I Perform For A Group Of Swingers

    (01:00:16) Jan 13 - Shit The Bed


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Snort The Lemon Bath Bomb And Dance To The Honking Geese – Jan 1-7
    Jan 14 2026

    We’re back. The plan is to record something every day and then release weekly.

    This week: Join me in the bath with a pair of geese, a call to my bank takes a sordid and confusing turn, and Ellie and I have some weird massage experiences. Plus, we go abroad, but I don’t know where we’re going.

    Find out where we land and what we do in the first in a new weekly series of The David Eagle Podcast. It’s better than a bald head.


    Chapters:

    (00:00:00) Jan 1 - Better Than a Bald Head

    (00:06:50) Jan 2 - In The Bath With Two Geese

    (00:17:27) Jan 3 - The Backside Massage

    (00:26:41) Jan 4 - Wash It, Dry It, Smash It

    (00:33:29) Jan 5 - The Eagle Has Landed. But where?

    (00:43:21) Jan 6 - Human Baklava

    (00:54:22) Jan 7 - Henna Hassle

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Live From A Nuclear Bunker in Slovakia. Fun Absolutely Guaranteed
    Mar 25 2025

    The David Eagle Podcast returns with a bumper bunker-based Herbal Tea Of The Week, as we visit a tea house in Slovakia, situated in a bomb shelter. Six teas from six different countries go to war, but which one will be triumphant. Plus we talk about various recent stand up comedy gigs, including playing to a room of screaming, crying babies, performing for the military, and a surprisingly harrowing experience in Coleshill, Birmingham. And we conclude matters with a lovely little Slovakian soundscape. Enjoy, and we promise to be back a lot sooner than twenty-seven months.

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    52 mins
  • Merry Gigsmas
    Dec 22 2022

    Last weekend The Young'uns did a very mini Christmas tour and here is a compilation of clips from those gigs, in a podcast hilariously titled Merry Gigsmas.

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    49 mins
  • The Wedding
    Oct 6 2022

    We weren't planning on playing clips from our wedding on the podcast, primarily because we thought it would be boring for you: "I do" "I Will" "to have and to hold" etc etc. But then the wedding turned out to be a bit more exciting than anticipated. Listen to find out why.

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    37 mins
  • Liz Truss Alarm clock
    Sep 15 2022

    We head back thirty years to my eighth birthday in Cassette Roulette; we learn about a mad Victorian scientist's experiments with monkey testicles in Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis fact; and we visit Biscuit And brew Tea House in Nottingham for Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus I reveal the Fine Young Cannibals' dirty little secret, we hear of a highly unusual fetish and I collaborate with two twelve-year-old girls to create a death metal song.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Featuring Matthew Crampton and The Reincarnated Soul Of Little Richard As a Panda
    Aug 29 2022

    We're joined by our good friend, the velvet voiced author and
    raconteur Matthew Crampton. He hosts our first animal penis fact quiz,
    live from Folk East Festival in Suffolk. He also accompanies us on our
    London tea based adventure for a multifaceted Herbal Tea Of The Week.
    Plus there's a very weird Spammer time courtesy of eliza carthy and yet another
    harrowing journey story.

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    1 hr and 9 mins