Join Rusty (the stoic Bernedoodle) and Oreo (the chaotic Goldendoodle) for their very first marathon episode. Today, the boys deconstruct the fabric of their reality. From the political implications of the "Morning Pee" to the psychological warfare of the "Fake Throw," no topic is too small to bark at.

In this episode:

• The Morning Ritual: Why Rusty breathes into human ears to wake them up.
• The Enemy: A tactical analysis of the Mailman (Steve) and the Squirrel (Gary).
• The Trauma: Surviving the "Exit Only" zone at the Vet.
• The Big Question: Are we actually Good Boys? Or is it just something they say?

Sit, stay, and listen. It’s a very serious podcast for very fluffy dogs.

Welcome to the very first audio-only experience of The Doodle Cast! 🎙️

In this premiere episode, Rusty (the brains) and Oreo (the chaos) take over the studio to discuss the most pressing issues facing the canine community today. While Rusty attempts to maintain a level of journalistic integrity, Oreo is mostly concerned with why he can’t see his own reflection in the microphone.

In this episode, we investigate:

• The "Work" Conspiracy: Where do humans actually go every morning? Are they hunting for kibble, or is "The Office" actually a giant ball pit they are keeping secret from us?
• The Mailman Nemesis: Oreo presents irrefutable evidence that the man in the blue shorts is a spy, and explains why barking at him is the only thing keeping the house safe.
• The Poop Paradox: Why do humans collect our business in small blue bags? Are they building a castle? We break down the economics of waste.
• Tactical Defense: How to survive the "Loud Monster" (The Vacuum Cleaner) by securing the high ground.
• The Cheese Tax: A guide to Kitchen Law. If the wrapper crinkles, payment is mandatory.

🐶 New to the Audio Experience? This is a new way to consume The Doodle Cast! Usually, we are on video, but we wanted to whisper directly into your ears. If you want to see Oreo vibrating with excitement, check out our video episodes!

📺 Watch on YouTube:Search "The Doodle Cast" or click here to see the fluff in action.

🌐 Visit our Website:For more details, videos, and more, visit www.thedoodlecast.com

Time Stamps: Intro: Am I Invisible? The Conspiracy of "Work" The Mailman Feud Ad Break: Stick The Vacuum War & The Vet Trauma The Cheese Tax & Outro

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