Episodes

  • Scootin' Through Nostalgia
    Oct 11 2025


    In this episode of The Drunk Neighbors podcast, Johnny and Dan reminisce about their love for tech decks and old-school scooters, sharing humorous personal stories from their younger days. They also touch on childhood antics, like skateboarding adventures and getting into trouble. The duo discusses the challenges of acquiring a keg and the ensuing fun at their porch. A central story revolves around Johnny's visit to his parents' neighborhood, where a conflict unfolds between two neighbors over parking. The hosts also talk about their recent TV and movie re-watches, including 'Back to the Future'. They end the episode with plans for Halloween costumes inspired by 'South Park.'

    00:00 Introduction and Podcast Start
    02:17 Nostalgic Tech Deck Memories
    06:46 Scooter Stories and Childhood Injuries
    21:44 Keg Adventures and Party Stories
    28:53 Random Conversations and Future Plans
    38:13 Mean Girls and 90s Nostalgia
    40:54 Debating 90s and 2000s Hotties
    44:06 Neighbor Stories: Parking Wars
    01:05:02 Johnny's Rewatch of the Week
    01:08:04 Wrapping Up and Final Thoughts
    01:13:07 Important Message: Drink Responsibly

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Comic Relief & Steak Beliefs
    Sep 26 2025


    In this lively episode, Dan and Johnny dive into a variety of topics, starting with their steak cooking preferences and techniques, including smoker vs. cast iron and seasoning tips. They reminisce about favorite old games like Mousetrap. Additionally, they share frustrations with online shopping mishaps and the perils of returning items. They also discuss watching and rewatching movies and delve into the comedy vs. action movie debate, specifically around the film 'Transporter.' The episode wraps up with a quirky neighbor story and thoughts on the upcoming winter season.

    00:00 Introduction and Opening Banter
    01:16 Steak Cooking Techniques
    02:46 Cast Iron vs. Smoker Debate
    03:45 Salt, Pepper, and Seasoning Preferences
    10:41 Fantasy Sports and Other Hobbies
    14:35 Cold Weather and Snow Activities
    20:02 Nostalgia for Old Fast Food Items
    23:13 Funny Videos and Social Media Sharing
    28:47 Nostalgic Video Games
    30:42 Board Game Memories
    32:53 Turning Games into Drinking Games
    40:33 Neighbor Stories
    44:56 Online Shopping Woes
    48:54 Movie Reviews and Rewatches
    56:54 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

    Theme song written by: Fruit Vendor

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    59 mins
  • Beer Bottles and Garden Battles
    Sep 20 2025


    Dan and Johnny return with another lively episode of The Drunk Neighbors Podcast, filled with their unique brand of humor. This time, they discuss everything from lawn maintenance and cutting grass while drunk, to reminiscing favorite movies. They also delve into the amusing ongoing lawn ornament war between neighbors. Mixed in are spontaneous tangents about car issues and a humorous debate over their favorite stores and beverages. The episode wraps up with an update and light-hearted viewer interaction, urging listeners to stay neighborly and enjoy responsibly.

    00:00 Introduction and Welcome
    00:52 Technical Difficulties and Lawn Mowing
    01:41 Lawn Care Debates
    05:19 Seasonal Changes and Coffee Preferences
    06:18 Convenience Store Rivalries
    09:24 Florida Adventures and Casino Stories
    25:08 Accidents and Matrix Theory
    28:25 Car Shopping and Matrix Musings
    32:14 Debating Car Purchases
    33:32 Planet Pluto's Status
    34:18 Neighbor Stories: The Lawn Ornament War
    34:44 Food Talk: Sushi, Chinese, and Spam
    47:50 Podcast Setup and Rules
    53:49 Movie Rewatches and Recommendations
    01:00:04 Wrapping Up and Important Message

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • We Are Live!
    Sep 12 2025

    Join Dan and Johnny in their first-ever live episode of the Drunk Papers Podcast. The episode kicks off with hilarious banter about their preferred music, including a surprising affinity for Nickelback. They share personal stories, including Dan's hectic schedule and Johnny's grilling preferences. They also discuss the impact of 9/11, recount neighbor stories involving an excessive squirrel feeder setup, and delve into memorable movie rewatch recommendations. Wrap up the chaos with their quirky sign-off messages and a reminder to drink responsibly.

    00:00 Introduction and Banter
    00:54 Nickelback Debate
    01:55 First Live Episode
    03:09 Sleep Deprivation Stories
    05:53 Music Video Memories
    14:40 Grilled Cheese Preferences
    17:00 9/11 Remembrance
    27:15 Random Thoughts and Mentos
    30:31 Bush Light Apple: A Flavorful Experience
    36:18 Neighbor Stories: The Squirrel Enthusiast
    46:41 Rewatch Recommendations and Nostalgia
    56:54 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • High Fives & Low Efforts
    Sep 5 2025

    In this episode of The Drunk Neighbors Podcast, Dan and Johnny discuss their new YouTube channel, share stories about their Labor Day weekends and a neighbor story involving a lawn ornament war. They also dive into their future backyard projects, plan for video content, and remind listeners of the importance of responsible drinking. Tune in for laughs, neighborly antics, and plans for new podcast experiences.

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    43 mins
  • Upper Decky Debacles
    Aug 30 2025


    In this episode of the Drunk Neighbors Podcast, Dan and Johnny kick off with some humorous banter about car troubles and driving stick shifts. They dive into a hilarious neighbor story about a potentially wild new swinger invite, and later chat about 90s snacks, childhood cereals, and nostalgic movies. The guys also touch on their recent rewatch plans and end with a heartfelt message about drinking responsibly.

    00:00 Introduction and Banter
    00:59 Car Talk: Lug Nuts and Tools
    02:11 Driving Stick Shift Stories
    04:24 Work Stories and Troubleshooting
    07:40 Stick Shift vs. Automatic Debate
    19:45 Random Banter
    32:56 Trivia Nights and Childhood Memories
    34:51 Ending the Podcast with Cereal Talk
    35:15 Debating Favorite Cereals
    35:44 Cereal Commercials and Nostalgia
    36:07 Raisin Bran and Lucky Charms
    36:49 Tricks Theory and Cereal Injuries
    37:31 Cereal Preferences and Childhood Memories
    41:43 Nostalgic Snacks and Fun Dips
    47:13 Neighbor Stories: The Swinger Couple
    59:05 Rewatch Recommendations and Movie Talk
    01:07:05 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Going Off The Rails On A Horseshoe Crab
    Aug 22 2025

    In this episode of The Drunk Neighbors Podcast, Dan and Johnny share their tipsy banter about their podcasting roles, childhood memories, and neighborhood tales. They discuss concerns about an impending hurricane in the Carolinas and delve deep into the fascinating world of horseshoe crabs. The episode also features their camaraderie tales, an intriguing neighbor success story based on the podcast's advice, and they end with Johnny's weekly rewatch pick. Tune in for laughs, random musings, and neighborly advice.

    00:00 Introduction and Banter
    00:58 Podcast Kickoff and Cans Dilemma
    01:30 Garbage Can Stories and Childhood Memories
    02:35 Hurricane Concerns and Safety Tips
    04:07 Carhartt Clothing Debate
    07:51 Horseshoe Crabs Fascination
    12:18 Florida Trip and Family Stories
    21:16 Pork Roll vs. Taylor Ham Debate
    27:20 Bagel Talk and Weekend Plans
    27:43 Travel Plans and Bagel Shops
    28:32 Starland Ballroom
    29:50 Country Music Debate
    33:15 IHOP Tradition at Starland Ballroom
    43:03 Neighbor Stories and Friendship
    52:58 Podcast Wrap-Up and Important Message

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    55 mins
  • Porch Beers and Pod Bods
    Aug 15 2025


    In this episode of the Drunk Neighbors Podcast, hosts Dan and Johnny kick off with some playful banter about unusual hypothetical situations and delve into their usual routines. The hosts discuss their preferences for beer, including an interesting encounter at an international beer aisle. They review 'Happy Gilmore II', talk about their favorite scenes, and reminisce about the first movie. The conversation shifts to humorous observations about neighborly interactions, strange morning rituals, and porch etiquette. A listener's annoying neighbor story features prominently, leading to a discussion on dealing with inconsiderate neighbors. The episode closes with a tribute to the recently passed Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan, and a reminder about responsible drinking.

    00:00 Welcome to the Drunk Neighbors Podcast
    01:36 International Beers and Warm Beer Woes
    03:23 Happy Gilmore II Review
    07:21 Golf Talk and John Dailey Stories
    16:21 Future Us at the Brewery
    26:47 Pee and Porta Potty Adventures
    34:27 Shower Routines and Beard Care
    39:36 Johnny's Mullet and Summer Heat
    40:14 Jimmy's Role
    41:15 Porta Potty Cleaning Stories
    44:26 Porch Etiquette and Guest Behavior
    57:51 Neighbor Stories and Annoying Habits
    01:13:12 Final Thoughts and Announcements

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    1 hr and 18 mins