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The Dumpster Fire Podcast

The Dumpster Fire Podcast

Written by: Pasta&Fractured
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  • Clueless Rambling pt. 1

    Clueless Rambling pt. 1
    Jun 8 2023

    Sniper: Boom. Headshot

    Sniper: Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

    Sniper: Ooh

    Sniper: Dad... I'm a... I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness!

    Sniper: I'll be honest with you, my parents, do not care for it.

    Sniper: I think his mate saw me.

    Sniper: Yes, yes he did.

    Sniper: Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy.

    Sniper: Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

    Edit:

    Sniper: Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone.
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