Episodes

  • 215. GASLIGHT ANXIETY
    Jul 23 2025

    This week on The Eight Podcast, Javi and Fossie recap a wild weekend that includes a secret 21st birthday party that felt straight out of GTA, a wedding in Oakley that left Javi stuck in canyon traffic with a low gas tank and flashing oil light, and an awkward white-guy bathroom encounter that leads to racial stereotyping gone wrong.


    They break down Shane Gillis’ controversial ESPYs roast and talk about the CEO who got caught with his side piece at a Coldplay concert. Plus, a fun dive into the top 10 countries with the best work-life balance (spoiler: America ain’t even close) and TikTok ad conspiracy theories. Tap in and laugh with us — or at us.



    00:00 – Mobile Podcasting from West Valley

    00:41 – Dustin Poirier vs Max Holloway Fight Recap

    02:05 – Quite’s 21st Birthday Party + GTA Vibes

    03:23 – Weird Secret Apartment Party Story

    04:58 – Javi’s Wedding Adventure in Oakley, Utah

    06:18 – Gaslight Anxiety in Canyon Traffic

    09:08 – Awkward Bathroom Encounter (Tyreek Hill?)

    13:34 – Shane Gillis’ ESPYs Roast Reaction

    24:17 – CEO Caught with Side Piece at Coldplay

    27:08 – Top Countries with Best Work-Life Balance

    29:52 – El Salvador vs. USA Culture Talk

    36:08 – TikTok Ads & Trans Ad Targeting

    37:07 – Outro + Short Episode Explanation


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    38 mins
  • 213. THE GOAT OF GOATS
    Jul 9 2025

    In this episode, Foss starts things off with a blown tire on the way to the studio, and somehow the chaos continues. The boys dive into the weirdness of working on the 4th of July while overseas support teams took the day off, reflect on family fireworks traditions, and talk about the dangers of celebrating in the wrong neighborhood. They react to the news of the final Fast & Furious film bringing back Paul Walker (CGI edition), and Scarlett Johansson officially becoming the highest-grossing actor ever.


    Then things get wild with Joey Chestnut’s absurd eating records (RIP 12 pounds of asparagus), a Utah Domino’s explosion that looked like a Michael Bay movie, and Rush Hour getting a Gen Z warning. But the mood turns heavy as they break down the heartbreaking Texas summer camp floods that left dozens dead—including heroic stories that deserve to be remembered. They end on updates about the Idaho killer and what’s next in the case.


    00:00 – Tire Blowout & Starting Off Rough

    00:50 – What If the Blowout Saved Your Life?

    02:00 – 4th of July, Outsourced Support, and Abu Dhabi Jokes

    04:30 – Fireworks Traditions, Scared Kids & West Jordan Drama

    06:00 – Grandma Wants Fireworks at 7PM

    08:00 – Rodeos, Monster Trucks & $90 Tickets

    10:10 – Fast & Furious Finale News (Back to LA)

    12:00 – How Will They Bring Paul Walker Back?

    14:25 – Scarlett Johansson is Now the Highest-Grossing Actor

    17:00 – Top Grossing Actors Ranked

    20:45 – Tom Cruise vs. Robert Downey Jr

    23:45 – Joey Chestnut is the GOAT of GOATS?

    26:00 – His Insane World Records (Tacos, Wontons, Tamales)

    31:00 – Could a Latino Beat the Tamale Record?

    34:00 – Domino’s Explosion in Utah

    36:00 – What’s the Best Chain Pizza?

    37:00 – Gen Z Rush Hour Warning Rant

    39:00 – Comedy Should Be Offensive Sometimes

    41:00 – Tropic Thunder & Tom Cruise’s Funniest Role

    42:45 – Tragic Texas Summer Camp Flood (Dozens Dead)

    47:00 – Father Saves Family on Floating Mattress

    51:00 – Real Heroes: Julian Ryan & Camp Staff

    54:00 – Mexican Firefighters Helping in Texas

    56:00 – Idaho Killer Update: Guilty Plea

    59:00 – To Be Continued… Outro

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    59 mins
  • 212.BOIL BAGS FOR THE WIN
    Jul 2 2025

    This week on The Eight Podcast, Javi and Foss dive into a wild mix of chaos and comedy:


    • A girlfriend makes her man crash his car—on purpose

    • A trans influencer causes outrage at Disney for filming in women’s restrooms

    • Red Lobster is saved from bankruptcy by a 35-year-old CEO with a genius idea: seafood boils

    • European soccer players can’t handle American heat

    • A Reddit roommate wonders if his buddy’s girlfriend should pay rent

    • A movie date ends in disaster when the guy walks out to go see a Disney movie instead 🤡


    If you enjoyed today’s takes, drop a like, comment your thoughts, and subscribe for more every week!


    00:00 – 4th of July Plans & Citizenship Jokes

    02:00 – West Jordan Fair Gun Incident

    03:10 – Javi’s Lake Day Recap & Sunburn Fails

    06:00 – Sativa Hits, Lazy Lake Day & Buying Canopies

    09:25 – Fossie’s Recap: June Memorial, Cody Johnson Concert

    11:15 – Club World Cup Drama: German Teams Can’t Handle US Heat

    14:50 – Are Soccer Players Soft?

    16:20 – Girlfriend Makes Boyfriend Crash Car Over Cheating

    18:10 – Lily Tino: Trans Influencer Controversy at Disney

    25:00 – Is Lily Tino Faking It for Clout?

    29:20 – Red Lobster’s Comeback: New CEO Brings Seafood Boils

    33:10 – Best Restaurant Breads: Red Lobster vs Texas Roadhouse

    34:30 – Who Would You Fight for All Their Money?

    40:20 – Reddit: Roommate’s GF Basically Moved In

    44:40 – Reddit: Guy Leaves Movie Date to Watch Kid’s Movie

    50:45 – Final Thoughts, Lessons, & Episode Wrap-Up

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    52 mins
  • 211. IRAN VS USA
    Jun 25 2025

    This episode dives deep into some of the wildest headlines and darkest truths around the world:

    • Javi shares his struggle with dental appointments and the importance of hygiene (with jokes, of course).

    • The U.S. drops airstrikes on Iran over alleged nuclear development — we unpack what that means for global law and World War 3 fears.

    • The crew discusses disturbing claims about how women are treated in Iran — including the controversial “rape before execution” myth.

    • A deep look into police brutality in Kenya after a peaceful protest turns violent, and a teacher dies mysteriously in custody.

    • Utah Senator Mike Lee’s proposal to sell millions of acres of public land — are your favorite hikes in danger?

    • Kelsey Plum shuts down a fan asking for an autograph. Is it weird… or just part of the game?


    We close it out by asking ChatGPT what it really thinks about us. Let’s just say… we didn’t expect to get roasted and inspired at the same time.


    🎙️ A raw, funny, and thoughtful episode from Salt Lake City. Tap in.



    00:00 - Intro & Toothpaste Talk

    01:10 - Javi’s Dentist Visit Confession

    03:15 - U.S. Airstrike on Iran Explained

    04:55 - Who Can Have Nukes and Why?

    06:30 - Iran’s Nuclear Development & Retaliation Talk

    07:50 - Women’s Rights in Iran: Then vs Now

    08:55 - Shocking Claims: “Rape Before Execution” – Myth or Truth?

    12:30 - LGBTQ+ and Women in Iran: Harsh Realities

    14:50 - Whoopi Goldberg’s Take vs. Reality in Iran

    17:00 - Comparing Life in Iran vs. Being Black in America

    20:00 - The Problem with Picking Sides in War

    22:00 - Questioning Global Power Dynamics

    23:50 - Nuclear Laws: Are They Fair?

    25:20 - Kenya Protest: Police Brutality & Street Vendor Shooting

    30:00 - Risks of Speaking Out in Oppressive Countries

    33:00 - What Does Awareness Actually Do?

    36:00 - ICE Raids & When Is Resistance Legal?

    37:00 - Utah Public Land Sale Controversy

    40:00 - Senator Mike Lee’s Proposal Breakdown

    44:00 - Kelsey Plum Rejects Autograph Request

    46:45 - Why This Stuff Matters for the WNBA

    47:45 - Using ChatGPT to Reflect on Yourself

    52:00 - Funny Prompts, Deep Answers & Final Thoughts

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    56 mins
  • 209. OLD DUDES AT THE CLUB
    Jun 18 2025

    This week Javi and Fossie break down wild weekends—from Club 90 drunks and awkward vibes at Kid’s Empire to drunk bets at UFC fights and showing love at the Pride Parade. Javi reveals how ChatGPT fumbled his whole day, and the guys dive deep into the current immigration protests, comparing Obama vs. Trump deportations and asking, “are Latinos being targeted?”Plus: AI TikToks are taking over the internet, a wild shooting caught on livestream in Vegas, and we read a Reddit post about a gay dad getting a little too personal online. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and real.💦 Promo Code: Mention “the eight” for 15% off at Castillo’s Co Detailing!⸻00:00 - Intro & Club 90 Recap00:54 - Kid’s Empire Weird Vibes02:48 - Drinking Too Much at the Fights04:07 - Old People Still Partying06:06 - Fast Life & Kylie’s 5K Goals07:59 - Pride Parade & Bad Nachos10:21 - Pop-Up Event in West Valley11:02 - Castillo’s Co Detailing Promo13:00 - ChatGPT Lied to Me?!17:06 - When Being Told to Do Something Kills Your Motivation19:32 - L.A. Immigration Protests & Personal Reactions25:55 - Obama vs Trump on Deportation30:40 - Should There Be a Better Way to Handle Immigration?31:39 - Who Really Takes Our Jobs34:15 - Protest Violence & Looting35:11 - Funniest AI TikToks (Moses, Star Wars, Genghis Khan)42:19 - Vegas YouTuber Shooting Story45:40 - Reddit Story: My Dad Hired a Male Escort?!50:26 - Final Thoughts + Outro

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    53 mins
  • 210. WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS
    Jun 18 2025

    In this powerful episode of The Eight Podcast, Javi and Fossie recap their wild weekends—Fossie’s trip to Denver for a concert and clubbing experience, and Javi attending a baby shower and giving Father’s Day shoutouts.


    But things take a serious turn as they unpack two tragic shootings: one at a downtown Salt Lake protest where a peacekeeper fatally shot a bystander, and another at West Fest where a teen opened fire—killing three people, including a baby.


    They reflect on Utah’s growing violence, why West Valley can’t seem to catch a break, and how lower-income areas face deeper systemic issues. They even go global, talking about Iran’s threats and U.S. military dominance.


    💔 RIP to the victims. Let’s be better, Utah.


    👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for new episodes every week.





    00:00 – Beatbox Intro & Welcome

    00:59 – Javi Recaps Baby Shower & Father’s Day Shoutouts

    01:40 – Spotify Update & Shoutout to Kev

    02:50 – Kev’s Sales Potential & Clearlink Throwback

    04:00 – Sequoia Buffet & Bougie Prices

    05:30 – Fossie’s Denver Trip Begins

    07:00 – Clubbing in Denver: EDM Fail & Orchid Experience

    09:00 – Surrounded by Black People in a Club (Culture Shock)

    10:30 – Uber Driver Tells Fossie to Never Return

    12:00 – Concert Recap & Airbnb Aesthetic

    13:30 – Yeezy Eats 3 Pounds of Raw Meat

    16:00 – Is Yeezy Bored? Enrichment Talk

    18:15 – Protest Shooting in Downtown Salt Lake (Arthur Alou)

    22:00 – Who’s to Blame? Peacekeeper or Gunman?

    27:00 – West Fest Shooting: Baby and Mother Killed

    30:00 – Theory: Did Police Misfire a Shot?

    33:00 – West Valley’s Reputation & Ongoing Violence

    36:00 – Lower-Income Areas and Lack of Structure

    39:00 – How Do We Protect Our Kids from All This?

    43:00 – Final Thoughts: What Can Utah Do Better?

    44:30 – Geopolitics & US Military Power

    47:00 – Kim Jong Un, Putin, China… Yikes

    49:00 – Outro: We Love You, Utah… Please Do Better

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    51 mins
  • 204. $300 FOR SOME MID STEAK
    May 7 2025

    Fossie celebrated his birthday in style… sort of. From North Italia brunch to a $300 mid steak at STK, the recap gets real fast. We also dive into sperm racing (yes, actual sperm), frogging (people secretly living in your house), and the infamous 100 men vs gorilla debate. Plus: a man falls at a baseball game, Utah couples smuggling oil for cartels, and a Lake Havasu speedboat crash that looks straight outta Fast & Furious.


    1. 00:00:00 – Intro + Fossie’s Birthday Plans

    2. 00:01:30 – Chelsea Wins, Brunch at North Italia

    3. 00:03:00 – STK Steakhouse Review ($300 Mid?)

    4. 00:07:00 – Cloud Cake, Alcohol Burn Fail

    5. 00:13:00 – Cold Sweats and Possible Diabetes?

    6. 00:17:00 – Sperm Race Breakdown

    7. 00:19:00 – 100 Men vs Gorilla Debate

    8. 00:26:00 – Fan Falls at Baseball Game

    9. 00:30:00 – Utah Couple Smuggling Oil with Cartel

    10. 00:35:00 – Lake Havasu Speedboat Crash

    11. 00:37:00 – Frogging Horror Stories

    12. 00:44:00 – Final Thoughts + Dua Lipa Frogging Hypothetical

    13. 00:46:30 – Outro + Listener Shoutouts

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    47 mins
  • PRESSED IN MEXICO FOR A TATTOO | EP. 203 The Eight
    Apr 30 2025

    Fossie’s back from Mexico with stories that’ll have you crying and questioning border patrol. From being “randomly” selected at the Cancun airport, to an unexpected debate about his Martin Luther King tattoo, and waking up to mystery Don Julio charges—this one’s packed! We also debate if Speedy Gonzales is an icon or offensive and call a real Mexican to settle it. Plus, real talk on resorts vs. local culture, ceviche paranoia, and trying to learn Spanish through telenovelas.


    0:01:25,Back From Mexico – First Impressions

    0:02:20,Random Security Check at Cancun Airport

    0:05:26,Driving to Playa del Carmen

    0:06:38,Fifth Avenue & Lucha Mask Shopping

    0:07:17,Restaurants Built Around Trees

    0:08:09,Outside the Resort – Trash & Culture

    0:13:28,Resort Life vs City Life in Mexico

    0:15:17,The MLK Tattoo Story

    0:16:26,Getting Pressed by a Stranger

    0:18:06,Positive Reactions from Other Guests

    0:21:24,Drinking and Blacking Out

    0:25:33,Missing Swim Trunks & Glasses

    0:28:10,Charged for Don Julio Shots

    0:29:18,Calling Out the Hater

    0:31:13,Fear of Raw Ceviche Shrimp

    0:34:10,Why Can't You Drink Water in Mexico?

    0:35:41,Trip to Xcaret Park & Cultural Show

    0:38:34,Speedy Gonzales Debate

    0:42:05,Calling a Mexican Friend to Settle It

    0:44:00,Mexican Restaurant Review – El Fogon

    0:47:05,Talking Tacos & Tacos Lopez Comparison

    0:50:08,Learning Spanish Through Media

    0:53:08,Encountering a Subtle Racist at Work

    0:59:13,Real Mexico vs Tourist Mexico

    1:00:04,Outro – We're Back Every Wednesday


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    59 mins