Introducing The First Michael.

A new storytelling podcast with a wicked twist. Join us each week as we take a personal journey with host Michael Buonocore and his life long friend, Lanie Hoyo on an adventure around the country unpacking LIFE.

Caution! This show is so good, it could kill you and it might be banned in some countries. Listen at your own risk.

Now please enjoy!

In the debut of The First Michael, we hit you with a cliffhanger at the end of the episode because this podcast is a treasure trove of suspense, twists and turns! Also, a fair amount of profanity. We guarantee you laughter and tears right away! Maybe not YOUR laughter and tears, but Michael laughs his ass off and Lanie totally cries, so you can take that guarantee to the bank. Join your hosts Michael Buonocore and Lanie Hoyo for new episodes every Tuesday, follow us on your favorite podcast platform, and tell everyone you've ever met about us!

Email us your stories at thefirstmichaelpodcast@gmail.com and find us on social media. We're very social!

In this episode, Michael learns to juggle the exponential sibling growth in his life and finally finds out if that thing he's been dealing with all his life is a French thing or some other kind of… thing. We learn that the podcast is not just called "The First Michael" for reasons discussed in the debut episode, but for an additional reason. If exploring the reasons behind the name of a podcast doesn't sound riveting to you, you're a jerk, and you'll be real sorry when you find out the other reason, because it's a humdinger. It will also make you realize how inadequately most other podcasts are named and you'll stop listening to them. It's hard to believe how much we're already enriching your life and it's only the second episode.

Write to us at thefirstmichaelpodcast@gmail.com to say thank you!

Michael's whirlwind journey to meet his new family members nets him two "Welcome to the Family" cakes, so he's feeling really good about the whole situation. He'll never get to meet his birth mom, Regina, but he does have some journal entries she wrote about his birth. Michael shares some of these writings in this episode and you might want to have some tissues nearby. Lanie went through ten of them in the studio. We'll all get through it together.

Remember all that stuff in episode 1 about how Michael is the Perfect Goodheart, the Chosen One sent from God? Prepare to have your world rocked when you find out the Devil has his hooks in him. We'll travel back in time to Brooklyn in the 1970's, when Satan was very actively possessing the children of Catholic parents, as we all know from the horror films of that era. Get ready for some laughs as young Michael tries to keep Lucifer at bay; you might want to have some holy water handy. And remember what they say: idle hands are the Devil's playground or something, so send us your stories of temptation and getting caught to thefirstmichaelpodcast@gmail.com

The Big City Buonocores move from Brooklyn to small town Buckley, Washington, and it's a bit of a crash landing for Michael. While his mother is glad to be away from the dangers of city life and his father is charmed by their rural surroundings, our young hero is not so thrilled. First of all, there are spiders and bees and an entirely unnecessary amount of nature. Second of all, the big source of entertainment in town is the Logger's Rodeo. Who rodeos logs? Why is there a feed store downtown? What the hell IS a feed store? Can you get snacks? We'll answer some of these questions for you, if we remember to.

Michael is no longer a precocious tyke in this episode, he's a teenager. Now that the Devil isn't trying to tempt him to steal gingerbread cookies, will life get easier for our intrepid hero? Or will puberty, wieners, body hair, locker rooms and a cute new boy at school make things, uhh… harder? We're also edging ever closer to Michael and Lanie departing for their fateful trip, so be sure to stay caught up and don't forget to send us your stories of first crushes to thefirstmichaelpodcast@gmail.com!

If there's one thing we love on this podcast, it's episodes that are sequels to other episodes. Also, wieners, we love those, too. Anyway, if you've been paying attention, you know that Michael has, like, twice as many moms as most people, but they're all dead, so the whole thing is a real mixed bag for him. The dead mom in this episode is Elaine, but we'll mostly be talking about the parts where she was alive and making us laugh our asses off. Will there be tears? Perhaps a few, but this one will have you in stitches. I swear on all my mothers' graves.