Wherein we discuss Anthony Stewart Head, the Steam Machine, Summer Game Fest 2026, Wolverine, God of War Laufey, EverQuest Legends, Guild Wars 3, XWVM, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin, Gundam: Rogue Orbit, Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis, Grand Theft Auto VI, Final Fantasy Resonance, Street Fighter 6, Kingdom Hearts IV, and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss sportsball, Ryan's ongoing Final Fantasy XIV tech support nightmare, Final Fantasy V Pixel Remaster, Pokopia, Jason Voorhees in Dead by Daylight, and the problem with Star Trek (and other old TV shows) in HD. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Free Comic Book Day, the Nintendo Store, Crystal Lake (somehow not premiering on Friday the 13th), Final Fantasy V Pixel Remaster, Star Fox, and Final Fantasy XIV tech support. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss stupid AI nonsense and the idiots that perpetuate it, Final Fantasy V Pixel Remaster, Final Fantasy X-2, the good ol' days of Nintendo Power, the evolution of comic book trade paperbacks, Scream 7, and the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the 2026 Oscars, The Last Drive-In, the (third?) death of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Overwatch, Nvidia's latest AI nonsense, Final Fantasy V, Pokopia, the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and the upcoming Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat movies. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Paramount's hostile takeover of Warner Bros., Pokemon Day 2026, Pokemon Winds and Waves, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Final Fantasy V, Xenoblade Chronicles, long console generations, and Playmates Toys. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Castlevania, The Boys, Gen V, Higgins' nerd garage, 2026's insane PC hardware prices, Mario Tennis Fever, the 2026 Winter Olympics, ESPN and MLB nonsense, and Final Fantasy vs. Pokemon. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss our own ineptitude, the podcast's 17th anniversary, Higgins' latest Japan vacation, Capcom Creation: Moving Hearts Across the Globe, playing all the NES black box games, the Mario sports games, Pluribus (spoiler warning!), Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, Scream 7, the modern trading card market, and the Superb Owl. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins.