You just can't get enough of it

• Recycling is bullshit
• More stupid road markings
• flags are racist
• NZmedia is the government’s propaganda mouthpiece
• Maori are more likely to be victimised… by other maori
• AU man dies after gaining 150kg in prison
• AU wants to stop sending criminals to prison
• Red light district vandal is a role model for kids
• AU police are hooking up sex offenders with their victims
• NZ is going to send therapists to prison for treating kids
• AU passing more bullshit sexist laws by stealth
• Only white people can be anti-vaxxers
• Fix the gender death gap
• If you never apply for a visa then you’ll get deported, even if you’re the ambassador of wagga

I hate audio mixing. Enjoy.

Well hello there lovely people! It's your favourite old Kents here with another few hours of zingers and popping tall boys:

• Morbid obesity is encouraged
• Minority representation is important (but also racist)
• Solar panels are for jerks
• You must be this female to ride
• $50,000,000 of money to hire white people (kidding, it’s for Maori-only jobs)
• Casinos are dicks
• NZ govt won’t take guns away from gang members
• Pregnant men
• Mothers aren’t responsible for their children
• A stage show celebrating the assault of white people

Isn't diversity wonderful?

Time flies when you’re spilling beer all over your laptop. We’ve got some bangers for you in today’s sweet mash-up:

• AU police is slow-walking their investigation of a rape at AU parliament
• Nobody is answering the Anglican Church sexual assault hotline
• NZ Police aren’t allowed on Tiktok; they’re too busy on Instagram and Facebook
• Schoolboys need to be brainwashed so they don’t turn into rapists
• Men are insects and need to be exterminated
• Men are dangerous and should cross the street at night so women don’t feel scared
• Men should be ashamed of themselves for being men
• Why don’t men feel comfortable talking about their feelings?
• Chicken is racist
• Reporting crime is racist
• One weird trick for identifying actual racists
• The workplace death gap
• Children’s clothing is transphobic
• Being an effective teacher is illegal
• Jail time for calling your daughter your daughter

We also name Johnny and Gary’s racist of the week and talk about a bunch of other super important stuff. Stay classy dudes.

Your handsome hosts Johnny Everyman and Gary Bonner go into detail about how fantastic life is down under:

• kids can consent to mutilating themselves
• you can opt out of gendering your newborn baby
• men are subhuman and need to be locked up
• australia day is racist
• you’re racist unless you want to segregate vaccines by race
• reading the news in english is racist
• “brown people should have brown bosses” is apparently not a racist statement
• NZ is sending white people to antiracist reeducation camps
• NZ is funding jobs in the trades - but only if you’re the right colour

And more top dating advice from the most trustworthy names in modern media.

We have a big announcement for you: Johnny Everyman and Gary Bonner are both coming out as super straight. We appreciate all your love and support, this transition period has been really hard for us but it’s great that we finally get to embrace our true identities.

In other news:

• prostitute rights are human rights
• our favourite member of NZ parliament wants white people to go extinct
• Wellington City Council is banning straight people from the pool
• working in a school is exactly the same as working in a prison
• that one time a journalist bought a meat pie
• we rate the best cities in AU and NZ

Stay classy everyone

The biggest stories from this week:

• Beer might have alcohol in it (it's probably sexist too)
• Nicknames are racist
• Street markings are homophobic
• Every business email should remind people whether you have a penis

It's hard keeping on top of all of these hard hitting issues, but we're committed to bringing you the most important problems and getting drunk in the process.

All this and more on the Good Kents

Take a ride with your hosts Johnny Everyman and Gary Bonner as we explore some of the hardest hitting issues in modern politics, such as:

• whether you should throw a tantrum when you're asked to wear a tie to work
• is your shower racist?
• why you shouldn't let a sexual assault conviction hold you back from your dreams as a formula one driver

I honestly wish we were making this shit up. Here's your bed, you've made it, now sleep in it.