Freaky (2020)

~WE GOT A- NUMBER ONE PODCAST ROYALE YEAH GRIM GANG WE 'BOUT TO GET DOWN (GET DOWN) 4TH EPISODE TO RECORD RIGHT NOW AND WE JUST GOT A KISS FROM VINCE VAUGHN~

YIKES, let's unpack this one, ya'll. Freaky was NOT okay, sweetie. Seriously, though, this movie was not great and everyone agrees, so enjoy an hour and twenty minutes of bashing this TikTok Zoomer trash heap. That's all he/she/they/them wrote.

Swap bodies with us

Intro/Outro - "The Taste of Blood" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Grab yourselves a big carton of ice cream and a steaming hot bag of pork knuckles and enjoy the show! This week, the gang disagrees even harder than usual, repeatedly emphasizing the importance of valuing all opinions while never once practicing what they preach. It's two unstoppable forces against one immovable object. Either way, the listeners lose. HARD CUT TO BLACK. TITLE CARD. MUSIC.

Bequeath us a Gypsy curse

Intro/Outro - "City of the Dead" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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The Thing (1982) / The Thing (2011) / The Thing from Another World (1951)

Antarctica. 1980s. Absolutely kino aesthetic. The gang is stranded at an outpost with a misfit crew and a shapeshifting alien. Sarah is chatting with the plants in MedBay. Justin and Russell are doing old-timey voices in Communications. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is thinking about her failed career in Storage. Christian Nyby is drinking kerosene in Cafeteria. The dogs are interrupting the podcast recording in Communications. The Thing runs amok. Who is the imposter? Maybe if you give us some upvotes, you'll find out!

Edit: Wow! Thanks for the gold kind stranger. This description really blew up, thanks so much!

EMERGENCY MEETING. DISCUSS.

Intro/Outro - "Poison Tooth" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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