Episodes

  • Ep 14 - It's All Bleep to Me (Hannah Stibbe)
    Jan 19 2026

    Emilia and Maria are joined by Chicago's own Hannah Stibbe! This one's for those of us with uteri. Plus, some info about Maria's neighbors. If it's not cozy, we don't want it. Folks-

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    42 mins
  • Ep 13 - Phil Collins Eat Your Heart Out (Zoë Brian)
    Dec 29 2025

    Emilia and Maria are joined by multi-talented Chicago writer Zoë Brian!! Physical injuries run the gamut from a tiny burn to an NDE. And on the way, as always, we end up pondering death. Just keepin it light, folks!

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    42 mins
  • Ep 12 - Pangea (Ryan P.C. Trimble)
    Dec 15 2025

    Emilia and Maria are joined by the multi-talented, hilarious Ryan P.C. Trimble! It's chaos, it's non-stop bits, it's ART. Only one injury the whole episode but we cover a lotta ground on the way there. DM us your thoughts on the Jekyll & Hyde musical.

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    43 mins
  • Ep 11 - I Have Two Rules (Naomi Caplan)
    Dec 1 2025

    Emilia and Maria are joined by the hilarious and talented Naomi Caplan!! And Naomi brought RULES so listen up. Physical injuries include a toe papercut, a hand papercut, a bandage allergy, and an endoscopy. Also, the concept Maria is trying to remember is from the Powers of Horror: An Essay on Abjection by Julia Kristeva.

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    41 mins
  • Ep 10 - Time Immemorial (Maddi LeBlanc, Anthony Sanberg)
    Nov 17 2025

    Emilia and Maria are joined by their friends/performer power couple Maddi LeBlanc and Anthony Sanberg! Physical and emotional injuries include friendship fallouts, a grudgeful ankle, performance mishaps, and stained black slacks.

    Let the record show that Emilia was completely right about the phrase "time immemorial" and Maria only just now understood while posting this.

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    44 mins
  • Ep 9 - Sidetracked
    Nov 3 2025

    No guest this week! Except for Emilia and Maria, who are each other's respective guests. We're talking cat allergies, head bangs, and minor fight choreography injuries. Plus Maria makes a super fair comparison of TV sitcoms and the work of Wes Anderson which isn't at all out of pocket.

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    39 mins
  • Ep 8 - They Gave Me a DVD (Jennie Bodenstein)
    Oct 20 2025

    Emilia and Maria are joined by Chicago's own Jennie Bodenstein! Physical injuries include so many knee surgeries. Also features some forgetfulness about the Alamo, despite everything. Thanks, Jennie!

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    40 mins
  • Ep 7 - Mentally, He Was from San Diego (Kristina Newcomb)
    Oct 6 2025

    Emilia and Maria are joined by lovely special guest Krissy Newcomb!!! We're out here talking baseball, a near-death experience, comedy shows, and more baseball. Injuries include a kayak smoosh and a car wash slip. You get it. We <3 Kristina!!

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    37 mins